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Anyone wants to get some McDies with big fries? 🍟 🍔😏
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As a general rule, I’m against harassing food service employees. But if someone were to throw a shake at him, I think we could let it slide this one time
Wait a minute. When did they repair the machine?
I’ll bring my own…
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I hope he doesn’t stop for 30 minutes to listen to that milkshake song.
Paywall.
But yeah, let’s see him reach into the fryer after his toupee falls in.
Here’s hoping for a hot oil explosion
He really is trying to take a 15 year old’s job; I wonder what he’ll do when the fryer is overheated and it shuts off. Not too many employees even know what to do then, so assuming that fry cook is easy would probably be laughable, not to mention I’m willing to bet Kamala knows how to fix those fryers too.
He’ll take one basket out of a fryer and say he worked as a fry cook for the rest of the campaign. Make him do it for a single hour at a peak time without any help and see what happens. Bet he or someone there will end up in the hospital and no one will get any fries.
We’ll get photos of him in his suit holding a fry basket, and the dupes will say he’s “just like us.”
And the basket will be upside down.
A new and pristine basket that will work just as hard as he will.
Make him live off of the salary for a month as well
Easy there, satan. No need to be inhumane.
Trump with a little headset waving his hands “trust me, it’s a big beautiful mac, the biggest mac, the Haitians hunted it”
I worked as a “fry cook” at McDonald’s when I was 14 years old. At 14. It’s not a difficult job at all, but can be stressful when it’s very busy.
He’ll likely empty a bag of frozen fries into a container, lower the container into the vat, take it out, salt them, then fill a couple boxes to get his pathetic photo op.
Lol. I think that is very optimistic of you. He won’t get anywhere near hot oil.
Yeah putting cold fries in and waiting til they’re done takes way more patience than he has. What’s it take, like 15 or 30 seconds? I bet the most he’d ever do will go over to a fryer that has a basket in, take it out and call it a day.
But more realistically he’ll show up somewhere vaguely near a McDs and ramble incoherently, poop his diaper, and go home.
Try to count the number of articles this psychopath gets compared to Harris.
It’ll probably be more like standing next to the fryer with a teenager nearby to make sure he doesn’t fuck everything up.
There’s no way he knows how to work a deep frier
Nah. Let him cook. 🤣
What shade of orange will the become when he inevitably puts water in it and gets burning oil all over himself?
I hope the moron listens to his inner voices and reaches into the fryer to grab the fries.
I kinda hope he decides to listen to music and sway while it bubbles over and causes a grease fire. Which he then tries to extinguish with water.
Hope everyone knows where the exits are.
Hope everyone else knows where the exits are.
FTFY.
Just sticks his face right in the boiling oil to try to start chowing down.
I hope he doesn’t fall in. All that orange makeup might contaminate the food.
Oh god. I hope that goes as every law in the universe demands that it must go: horribly wrong.
But it’ll probably be another law-breaking trump act with zero consequences.
Wait! I think I’ve seen this one already! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-_TPQkDjSM
Somebody get this man some ice to fry!
