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Oligarch: Putin what is going on with the war? Why are we losing?
Putin: Oh wow look, an Eagle, just out there, wow majestic plumage, you should come and see…
Do they kill them, then throw them out the window? Is there a height requirement? Because if they just throw them out - there’s a chance they’d survive.
… and is it translation thing, because I feel like balconies are probably more common, but maybe they just say window still so we all know the government did it? Idk.
Yes
Da!
thing is the article does not mention what floor.
It does, at least now. It was the 11th.
maybe I missed it but I had done a few control F’s as well. No survivan that.
there’s a chance they’d survive.
They’ll probably shoot themselves in the back five times while falling from the ground floor window.
SWO - Special Windows Operations, a subdivision of FSB
Man it’s really easy for Russians to fall out of windows. Maybe they should put a warning sticker on them or something.
There should be some kind of safety code in Russia about their windows…
Rich people supporting fascists never think it’ll happen to them
More money for Pooty Poot
Was beginning to wonder if Russia still has windows. It’s been a while.
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Again…LOL! Bodies of water, staircases, windows and tea are dangerous in Russia.
The Moscow Defenestrator strikes again
Windows are just so unsafe in Russia, aren’t they? I’m never getting near one if I ever go to Moscow.
Well. You’d need to avoid windows, tea, people with umbrellas (OK not directly Russian, but soviet era eastern europe), aeroplanes, cars. And if they really want to get you, they’ll go old school and use a gun, or perhaps even a missile if you annoy the right people enough.
I’d just skip Moscow as a whole personally.
Pff. Some people just can’t hold their polonium.
Don’t forget underwear!
Windows are just so unsafe in Russia, aren’t they?I’m nevergetting near one if I evergo[ing] to Moscow.I’d love to go to Moscow. From all I’ve seen, it’s a beautiful city. I’d also love to go to St. Petersburg and see the Hermitage.
But not while Putin is in power. Maybe one day when elections are fair and queer people aren’t oppressed, but I won’t be holding my breath for that happening in my lifetime sadly.
Oh yes, the avoidance is entirely for governmental reasons. There is so much that would be interesting to see otherwise. Sadly it seems to be a repeating theme in Russian history where some change happens that seems like the ordinary people are finally starting to get some freedom and stability but then some authoritarian gets in power and cracks down on any dissenting views, even minor. I guess outsiders have to catch it during the right window of time.
Maybe one day when elections are fair and queer people aren’t oppressed, but I won’t be holding my breath for that happening in my lifetime sadly.
Yeah, work wanted to send me, but I’m not white and also not
suicidalwindow-proof.Kazan is on my list of places I’d like to visit, lots of neat architecture there.
I’d like to go to Kamchatka just so I can tell them that they’re the most useless space in Risk.
Also, apparently there’s lots of volcanoes and stuff.
If I’d outlive the gramps sending us to kill and die, it’d be a pleasure for me to show you and other lemmings around. Russia has many sight to see and adore, to fall in love even, mostly in St. Petes as I’m biased against Moscow. If at any point I’d not be persecuted for printing that comment, I’d gladly do it on the house.
Peterhoff is one of the most popular tourist destinations there if you want to google some photos. A mansion where every room is designed in it’s own royal-tier style to cringe at. And that complex is surrounded with a huge walking park with old trees, marble statues and beatiful fontains, some of them are made to shoot at random from the ground to confuse visitors, all of that sitting right at the shore.
My dad was invited to a conference in St. Petersburg when it was still Leningrad after Glasnost. He was well-traveled, but talked about how the two most beautiful cities he ever saw in his life were Leningrad and Sarajevo. He openly wept when the latter was destroyed during the war in the Balkans.
I hope we’d fucking stop before he’d cry once more at the ruins of Piter. This town still has historical markings about what side of the street to follow and where to hide from the WW2, and still…
Windows are just so unsafe in Russia, aren’t they? I’m never getting nearone if I evergotoMoscow.
The reason you know Hillary Clinton never killed anyone is because modern US republicans actually love murderers.
Fuck russia