Despite lack of clear records on this matter, it is believed that neither Abraham Lincoln nor George Washington simulated sucking a penis in public.
I don’t really give a fuck to be honest. Him doing something funny is pretty inconsequential to the potential end of US Democracy and dissolution of NATO.
Yeah. I haven’t found any of this funny for several years.
I never want to hear about Donald Trump again.
I would l like to hear about him one more time, while reading his obituary.
I wouldn’t even read his obituary, fuck his memory
I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.
-Man who died before Donald Trump was born.
That’s too kind. I’d like to read about him in an orange jump suit.
I can’t mention what I’d like to read in his obit on this instance. But you are right, I guess I’d like to read about him twice. First his long term incarceration, followed by his obituary.
As an aside, everyone’s always mentioning the whole “herp derp how you gonna put a former president in jail with secret service detail?”. When that fuckhead gets incarcerated I want him sent to the military wing of Leavenworth. Imagine, Trump in solitary confinement, not allowed to speak to any other inmates, any of the MPs, or even aloud to himself. God damn I’d relish knowing how miserable he’d be in there.
When that fuckhead gets incarcerated I want him sent to the military wing of Leavenworth.
I’m with you. That’s the clear solution, and it’s frustrating how many people overlook it!
He’ll flee to Russia before he does a day in prison. And I think that would be better for the country as it would clearly expose him as a traitor - and some of his cultists might follow him there.
I would like to read about him one more time, but in the context of a news article about a new device that allows humans to live forever in a state of perpetual punishment, and that Donald Trump will be the first (and only) person to ever be put inside.
Edit: actually, now that I think about it, I’d probably be ok getting an update every 5 years or so about how bad he’s doing. Just as a reminder.
That happened in 2016, but the machine was set to put everyone except trump into perpetual punishment.
The Torment Nexus if you will
The thing is, Trump is the republican party’s proposed presidential candidate, right? They believe he’s the best they’ve got, right? I fear another idiot will follow in his wake in four years.
I’ve been hating this turd cutter for so long it would be a relief to have a fresh candidate. Trump lives rent-free in my spleen and I’m sick of it.
You’re not wrong, friend.
That would be nice… we have so many other existential problems we need to solve right now without trucker-hat fascism innovating new ways for us all to lose.
He is signalling the Russians again.
so much (pseudo-fellatio) winning!
this is the republicans best choice folks!
May i add… for three presidential elections
Most effective choice. Throw enough shit and everyone looks dirty. That’s his only goal.
Hey now we don’t have any videos of William Henry Harrison, you can’t say that for sure.
I need this as a video clip for reasons
What a terrible day to have eyes
I wonder if Fox News will comment that this might be unpresidential? Maybe it is even on the level of tan suits and coffee salutes.
I want to see a single Fox News article about this. Surely we’ll see the signature pearl-clutching from the conservatives.
It’s almost as bad as provolone on a cheesesteak.
I’m afraid to find out what his supporters are gonna do to show solidarity. Maxi pads on their ears, wearing trash bags… Now this
I’m afraid to find out what his supporters are gonna do to show solidarity.
I think Boebert gave us a sneak peek awhile back.
“Dream big again”
It’s worse than I imagined, thank you.
Oh God, I was imagining one of his weird motions that sort of looks like a hand job but isn’t supposed to, but yeah this is super deliberate.
Another example of real life stranger than fiction.
There are people voting for this creepy criminal. It’s mind boggling.
Jesus tap-dancing Roosevelt christ on a unicycle. This is an individual who has a pretty good shot at being the leader of the most powerful armed forces of the world, and (I believe) the largest economy. What the everloving gobstopping fuck.
Gollum! Ggghollum!
Weird
Weird
i dont like the guy but honestly thats funny as fuck
Trump’s going for the funny dick stuff as a last minute effort for success
Well… the microphone got and October surprise…
That and the playing of the YMCA song feels like he’s trying to tell us something
Must be reliving his memories with Epstein
Epstein was just providing underage girls, those must be memories from Moscow.
Jesus H. Christ 🤦♂️
His parents would be so proud of him. His mom and dad both came from a long line of proud cock suckers. If only Donnie had found his gift earlier.
Republicans sucking dick and shoving dildos up their asses to own the libz.
What Locktober and NNN do to a mf
Well, for what they think those terms mean…
My boy Nessi from the lake meeting with Northern Nigerian Nomads?
If they don’t know about it, it doesn’t make sense though, does it?
I thought it was satire. This is real? Wtf
Yep. It’s real.
Apparently he was whining about his mic not working so he made the only logical choice that he is capable of in a situation where he needs something from something far more cerebral than he is….
Just ask Putin.
You’re being too kind. On top of the whining, he was relentlessly berating his backstage crew calling them stupid and openly saying things like no wonder he doesn’t pay his contractors for petty things like this. What an irritable assclown.
This is him showing off to putin
