It is real!
https://buddycarter.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=15398
Rep. Earl L. “Buddy” Carter (R-GA) released the following statement today after introducing a bill authorizing President Trump to acquire Greenland and renaming it Red, White, and Blueland:
“America is back and will soon be bigger than ever with the addition of Red, White, and Blueland. President Trump has correctly identified the purchase of what is now Greenland as a national security priority, and we will proudly welcome its people to join the freest nation to ever exist when our Negotiator-in-Chief inks this monumental deal.”
I’m fairly certain this is real news and not a parody.
Edit: Yes it is: https://buddycarter.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=15398
I thought I was genuinely being tricked when reading this article. Thank you for providing a source.
Can we all just start chanting “Eggs” whenever he tries to talk from now on? I’d like that.
Red + Blue = Purple + White = … Lilac?
Lilacland?
I bet they have a lot of Lilacs there, we should go
Tbh that’s a really cute name.
PELHAM — For more than 30 years, lilac lovers from all over New England have traveled to Pelham to witness scores of lilac bushes in full bloom each spring.
Lilacland, created by Mabel and Al Lumley and run today by their son, James Lumley, features some 200 varieties of lilacs on about four acres of picturesque property.
There is no fee for visitors. On occasion, he has plants potted for sale.
In addition, Lumley is an artist, and has a gallery on the property, which features many of his prints of the property’s lilacs. He does not sell his artwork, but the gallery is usually open on the weekends and late afternoons/evenings for viewing.
Huh.
Love lilacs, nh has a good amount
I hate this fucking country and I’m going to either get out or go off-grid as soon as I can muster it financially
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Mmhmm, and while youre having fun with this stunt Trump is dismantling what little safety net you had left for personal gain. Its time to stop the outrage machine and either do something with your rage or accept your new circumstances
identified the purchase of what is now Greenland as a national security priority
This is no joke and he’s going to start taking land. He’s serious about Canada too.
Fuck everyone in advance who buys the security angle.
Nazi shit shined with a US flag and it’s ok with the USA.
Those colors don’t even make green you morons
Lets get some new names for russia china and brazil while we’re at it. Ill start brazil is now south texas
Cool. Just renamed my apartment “The REAL United States of America”. Every room is now a new state. The guest bathroom is obviously “New Ohio”. There. See how much that lowered egg prices?
Your apartment has 50 rooms?! I’m guessing the bathrooms are our territories?
Sounds like a shitty theme park.
Oh my fucking God. Holy sweet fucking Lord in heaven. Jesus fucking Christ. I’m already done.
Me too… and I’m not even a Yank.
It fucking pisses me off so much seeing the thick, orange, cunt-in-chief on our news day after fucking day talking absolute bollocks on the news…
And here we are; all thinking that we are in the dumbest timeline. Turns out, we are all right about that.
Let’s see how dumb this timeline will get.
Can I stick a fork in you?
Oh look it’s the United States Congress version of shitposting.
What is he doing or plotting that is so brutal as to create such a smokescreen?
I wonder if the any Russians reading this might wonder if this was how their government sounded when they invaded Ukraine.
You know how the germans act when we talk about Hitler?! That will be americans in the future. Like WHAT THE FUCK?
NGL, I am for a future where we survived this and calling someone trump is the modern equal or replacement for Hitler. We already are echoing Rome.
I want Captain America punching Elon, and Wonder Woman doing the same to Trump. Honestly, we have a rogue’s gallery of villains in Project 2025.
Why not dream big? Elon is deported to South Africa and has to pay 20% of all his money to US gov to strip him of citzenship
Its me already
I’m with you
