For anyone that doesn’t know about Death Note it’s a fictional notebook from a death god. If you write someone’s name in it while picturing thier face they die. You can also manipulate thier actions and method of death to some extent.
Donald J. Trump - Death by french fry asphyxiation on live TV
DJ Vance - Killed by a falling piece of furniture
Elon Musk - Hit by a Cybertruck in a freak accident
Pete Hegseth - Alcohol poisoning
Robert F Kennedy Jr. - Brain aneurysm live on TV
Kash Patel - shot by an unknown professional hitman
Christy Noem - Hit by a speeding dump truck
Pam Bondi - Electrocuted by a faulty power line near her podium (live, of course)
Linda McMahon - Stone Cold Stunner by a J6’er
Marco Rubio - Smashes face through a plate glass window
Elise Stefanik - Falls out a window
Vladimir Putin - Poisoned by comrade
Benjamin Netanyahu - Islamic extremist knife attack
Kim Jong-un - Slips and falls down some stairs, breaking his neck
Xi Jinpeng - Exposure to toxic honey
I could go on and on, you get the idea…
Elon Musk - Hit by a Cybertruck in a freak accident
Christy Noem - Driving a Cybertruck that hit Elon Musk in a freak accident
Pam Bondi - Electrocuted by a faulty Cybertruck that was just in a freak accident
FTFY
Like Snatch
This is beautiful.
Interesting that only one item on your list would start a war. Guess you didn’t see enough photos of dead children last year.
Care to elaborate which of these murderers you’re referring to? Besides, I’m making a global omelette here. Expect broken eggs.
This guy death notes
Except for the names he spelled wrong. Some unrelated people will die.
Not if they’re picturing the correct person. Writing the wrong name but picturing the correct person will result in no death so as to keep the innocent or same-name people alive. It’s in the rules.
Makes me wonder what would happen with JD Vance, actually. His last name has changed a couple of times, which of his names is the “real” one?
It needs to be his legal name. That’s also addressed in Death Note, where the lead investigator goes by a moniker “L” and can’t be targeted by the Death Note until after Light learns L’s real legal name. Nicknames or incomplete names aren’t enough.
Think you need to have the person face in your mind when writing it so even if people share the name only the one you think about would die.
I see someone read the rules correctly!
This is quite psychotic.
This DJ Vance guy sounds dope. Which clubs is he at?
Strongly disagree with the Netanyahu one. It would make him a martyr and create more problems than it fixes.
Just replace islamic with zionist and you’re good
They’d still try to blame Islamic people somehow. Like how all the Jan 6ers were somehow antifa
You know, you’re absolutely right.
This list, but everything would be “spontaneous combustion” and happen at the same time.
Let it be an event to behold.
Yeah, to actually affect any real change, it needs to send a message. While freak accidents would make for great memes, they don’t send the “this is a warning; nobody is untouchable. You could be next if you don’t clean up your act” message that will actually cause lasting change.
Freak accidents can be hand waved away. Conspiracy theorists would go wild, but the ruling elites wouldn’t actually change anything. You want something that can’t be explained away as anything but a targeted and coordinated attack.
If you want to send a message, maybe have them all simultaneously choke on a 50 cent coin. It’s common enough that anyone can get their hands on one, but uncommon enough that you basically need to seek them out. That would at least send a “money bad” message. But be sure it’s something consistent, to ensure the message is actually received.
For some unknowable reason, I am reminded of this exchange in an X-Files episode about a psychic who could supposedly predict people’s deaths.
Psychic: You know, there are worse ways to go, but I can’t think of a more undignified one than autoerotic asphyxiation.
Mulder: Why are you telling me that?
He just got the wrong David, and was thinking of Carradine.
RIP DJ Vance, poor innocent bystander got got for no reason
Robert F Kennedy Jr. - Brain aneurysm live on TV
This is absolutely a terrible one.
He should go by polio.
By Death Note rules, it could take too long and revert to a heart attack.
You’re hired!
I’d put Putin and Netanyahu above Trump. Let the hard right see it coming. They would believe it was a coincidence, continue on with Musk. Let them see the circle tighten. Hit Kim Jong-un and Xi to let them know it’s not a Western thing.
Roll on with the AfD actors, Nazis be damned. Still not cluing in? Start with the remainder of your list, roll.
Can we do a mass hit on the January 6th rebels? No? OK. Start with Henry “Enrique” Tarrio, 39, of Miami, Florida. And never stop until… Every. Last. Motherfucking. One. Of. Them. Is. Dead.
Spare Trump. Leave him shaking in his high-heeled loafers. Let him live in FEAR.
Haha, this was in no particular order. I mean, if I had Dragonball powers, I’d be razing the entire fucking planet right now.
I don’t know anything about this ‘death note’. All I know is that people drown in their own bath tubs every day. Even rich and powerful people.
Also they added me to their will for some reason… Weird.
You leave Bill Gates alone
Edit: I was going to delete it, but I’ll let it stand.
I agree there are no good billionaires, but he’s mild in comparison.
My thought is his death doesn’t really change anything. Dude retired AGES ago and doesn’t have his hand in anything.I don’t care how much positive press he buys, he’s on the list. There are no good billionaires.
At least 95% of this wealth is going to donations when he dies and he’s not hoarding it like a dragon or burning the world down.
Are you talking about definite pedophile bill gates by chance?
Hoarding it until he dies is still hoarding it.
There are no ethical billionaires because the act of hoarding a billion dollars is inherently unethical. Giving only some of it to charity is not enough to justify how much more damage was done in the first place.
There’s an old Indian story about a rich man who gives every beggar he sees a coin, until he has no more coins and is a beggar himself.
How much good did that man do by frittering away his wealth? You’re surely familiar with the adage, “It takes money to make money.”
Would you have a man like Gates blast out all his wealth, and then be unable to produce more to continue his philanthropy? Would you have him shut down his disease eradication and vaccination programs so as to not be an evil billionaire? Would that somehow clear his conscience? Or would it merely make you feel better?
Some of you have the financial sophistication of sophomores. And by “some”, I mean you [email protected].
The problem is he’s only making money, even his “charitable” actions are made in the interest of creating an entire environment that is more exploitative by his investments.
He did an AMA on reddit a few years ago, and when asked about his charitable ventures and investments, he mostly just made reference to teams of financiers doing “what they thought was best”.
Maybe he’s doing what he thinks is best… but that doesn’t necessarily mean it is what’s best for most people.
Frankly, his money would be best spent lobbying for progressive policies and funding candidates who fight for the working class. Everything else is a staying action at best, and “moral exploitation” at the least.
How many people did he have to step on to hoard a billion dollars in the first place? I would rather he never have become a billionaire.
There are no ethical billionaires. Full stop.
If that’s possible nobody should be able to be rich, because it depends on everyone else being poor. I do agree that if you take care of yourself you can do more good in the world, but the relentless flow of money upward and industry set up to exploit the poor need to be dismantled.
A billionaire would need to give a coin every second of his life for millions of years to deplete their fortune. The rich man of the story wasn’t rich enough, or was giving much more than a coin.
At best he gets 30 days warning.
Well death note only operates within 23 days time period. Which is weak sauce.
You leave Gabe alone
Lol. He knows how to get off of the list. If anyone can donate fast enough to outrun a make believe magic book, he can.
Many who live deserve death. Many who have died deserve life. Can you give it to them? Do not be so eager to deal out death in judgment.
I’d put it in a box and drop it in a river.
“Some ask what right do i have kill them, those that know their nature will ask, what right do I have to let them live?”
Some people are just legit evil. Ever see drowning Moana? Whole town celebrated her death.
Throwing that away would risk someone unhinged like Light gets it. Better someone who isn’t getting off to being a god on borrowed powers.
Yeah but I’m also pretty sure Gandalf was down with killing Sauron
Pull an epic prank and make it look like a guest book somewhere.
Dozens of people die
“It’s just a prank, bro!”
My b. “Social Experiment”
Write my name in it so I don’t forget it’s mine
Kill you
Burn it. I’d like a Life Note though. To write a few names there just in case. Not decided if mine will be among them.
take it to the bathroom and read it while taking a shit and then tear out pages to wipe my ass
Netanyahu. Executed for crimes against humanity.
I’ve got some research to do and some very thoughtful application of this powerful, dangerous tool. I know where I’m starting though. In Minecraft.
The world could legitimately be made so much better
Just don’t lose sight of the goals. Light was a cautionary tale.
Write everyone at works name in it except me>even my brothers> Owner will have no choice but to promote me>profit
You realize you can pick a target, make them withdraw all the cash they can from their bank accounts and load up a duffle bag at a drop site for you to grab. Then go home and die in their sleep… Or a car accident.
Didn’t need to take out your own brother for a promotion.
Nah I’d rather take him out
Ol’ Dorky D has principals, I suppose.
Write my name in the book. You’re welcome world!
remember you get to say how you die and I always wanted to be sexed to death by a group of beautiful women.
The Death Note doesn’t control the actions of anybody except the people named in the note, and if the condition cannot be fulfilled then they simply die of a heart attack.
So you’d have to be a truly terrible person to make that one happen.
I mean even if the note did control people wouldn’t you still be a truly terrible person?
Idk. A magic death god notebook is pretty high concept
You can write yourself into the state of doing it man, you can write that you think of nothing but this goal for months on end before you finally figure out the means.
I guess you could then infer my comment to mean that they were the type of person who wouldn’t be able to achieve such a goal, even with your conditions.
Certainly I wouldn’t be the sort to write such a comment!
BTW IIRC, the Death Note can only control people’s actions for a limited time. Something like 20 or 24 days.
Idk, some of the planning when light kills the FBI agents seemed to be pretty elaborate, I’m sure there’s a time limit, but I don’t remember how long.
Death by snu-snu got taken
Nothing. Anyone who uses the Death note cannot go to heaven or hell. That would basically confirm the existence of heaven and hell. My understanding is that heaven is infinite. Nothing in this finite world would be worth risking infinity in paradise. I would take it, chat with a god of death, ask many questions, and then decline.
Death Note ending spoilers
The real reason the Death Note user can’t go to heaven or hell is because there is no heaven or hell to begin with. Ryuk was just trolling Light when he told him that’s the price to use the Death Note.
So not using it won’t actually save your soul, because all souls become nothingness in the end no matter what.
Then do what? You still have it in your hands.
