just use the yummy external solution of whipped cream from a can
That’s why I put the alcohol inside me
People ignore/make jokes about this because no one wants to look at the ugliness within ourselves. The only way out is through. It’s not fun. It’s neverending. It’s necessary.
i looked at the ugliness within myself and it said it NEEDS cock
cowthink
Oatmeal does pretty good, it’s very filling
No, I think people are more than just themselves, you need other people, you need community (and dick, dick works too)
cowsay is still my favourite package
I dunno, I’m willing to try. Please send an exorbitant amount of external goods to me, preferably in a form that my bank can process. After 1 year we will see if my inner voids are healed.
how many dickpics have you recieved by now?
Zero. You guys are just too classy!
Cowsay fuck
That’s a weird way of spelling “I need someone to touch my prostate”
alcohol it is then
You’re goddamn right.
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what if i internalize it tho?
… unless it has a flared base.
My balloon catheter begs to differ.