Ours speaks in riddles but I’m really bad at riddles so I’m still unsure of why we hired him in the first place. The last town wizard conjured unspeakable entities and was really good at making balloon animals.
Unfreeze self checkouts
Oh def. Mine waves a fob and then hits some numbers, and usually waives whatever didn’t get scanned properly.
Shudders in visual source safe.
At first he was cool and would wash people’s cars and picking up animal poop from yards. But it turns out he wasn’t helpful. He was gathering materials and was stealing polluted dirt, piles of shit, and anything else he could find into grotesque golems that roam town and do his bidding. It’s unbearable to go to the market for some bread and milk only to discover the waste elemental made of animated shit and cigarette butts is there to get groceries for him. It’s a fucking nightmare and it makes me want to wear anti magic pendants to fuck up his errands - but that leaves behind unanimated filth that has to be moved by us mundanes. It’s so one sided it’s like tyranny.
Two birds, one stone. You have the cleanest town in the area for free, and he gets his groceries done. Do you know how many towns would kill for that?
He arrives neither early or late, but precisely when he means to.
I’m getting sick of that excuse, Gandalf!
He’s SUCH a flake!
If only… I’m constantly late.
… except to parties since they don’t start until I arrive.
Compiling magic runes in the basem… I mean underground laboratory
Put his dick in my ass.
Is it icy and refreshing?
I wish to take council with this fellow practitioner of the magical arts.
He walks among us like anyone else, but when an opportunity comes along, he puts on his robe and wizard hat.
His staff has a knob on the end!
I didn’t know but there is this guy called Jaque in Spain who is pretty good with coin magic
Sells
drugsherbs and potionsMine installs programs with easy to understand pop up prompts that replaces text files and filing.
I would like to know more
this man has smoked a crab just now
Boloo cheated, he wasn’t even part of the fight and came once the others were already broken!
Totally justified punishment for magic doping. There is supposed to be honor and respect to a proper wizard fistfight!
Though the Wizard world has some… Problems
He just walks by, suddenly.
Casting his shadow, weaving his spell
I haven’t seen him all week because he’s been pondering his orb.
