Really hope he has a severe aneurysm soon
Is it possible he wears a bullet proof vest?
Not unless it’s fleshy.
Maybe it’s sub-dermal. that’s the sort of thing our planet’s finest mind would do. What a gift to mankind he is.
He’s too curvy to be a super fx chip render.
The butt implants were a mistake.
I don’t know if it was a mistake, but it appears they put them on the wrong side of his body.
I think he’s an oddly shaped moron, but I do find it really funny how the people who are supposedly all about body positivity and not putting others down are all gung ho about tearing apart the physical attributes of people they despise.
Hypocritical much?
Using intolerance against the intolerant isn’t intolerant though.
If a Nazi is busy being a Nazi it’s morally acceptable to say they look like an especially malformed mold reject of a Quasimodo figurine.
That is almost the dumbest thing I’ve read on this website today.
You guys always have excuses for why your cognitive dissonance and hypocrisy is actually morally alright.
It’s not me dipshit read a book for fucks sake.
what if I lurk here, despise the man and happen to be physically very similar to him?
No one would know and moreover if you aren’t super intolerant the rule wouldn’t apply to you anyway.
would you worry I’d feel insecure with my appearance, though? should I just avoid these comments when I see them?
Again what you look like is irrelevant, it’s not even really about it he even is weird looking or not. The fact it bothers him is relevant though. You can take offense if you want but it’s a bit like being upset about someone making fun of Hitler for being a dopehead because you are a dopehead. There are some similarities but ideally there are huge huge deviations like murdering a couple million people or whatever.
I, personally, am taking no offense. I might be feeling more self-concious, tho
You say my likeness is irrelevant, but it did not feel irrelevant to me when I 've seen the post. Not that I assume that what I’ve felt should be relevant to you, I just decided to share these thoughts
If there are such good, explainable reasons to shit on this shitbag, I don’t see how our similarities have any weight
I also hope I didn’t just murder humour
what if I lurk here, despise the man and happen to be physically very similar to him?
You used you as the example not me I just used the same language to answer the question.
But it doesn’t, you’re quite literally looking for a reason to complain and in turn defend a Nazi. It’s a weird choice and not one I would make but certainly one you are free to choose.
There’s a ton some just hurt their ego which is really what they care about, but no no let’s not hurt the Nazis feelings because maybe perhaps some theoretical person might take offense. It’s even weirder when you know this is him trying to be less weird and with like over a billion dollars to do it and somehow he ended up shaped like a LEGO minifig.
There are also people that aren’t so much in the body positivity movement that make fun of Elon musk, but I guess you must have done your research
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While I’m not in the camp that would make fun of him for his appearance (his existence is already a big enough joke), I think the logic comes from separating shaming people for their body versus attacking someone that you dislike and picking their body as the target. The key difference being in the reason for the body-centered insult; one is tied to hate for different looking people, whereas the other is tied to hating the person and finding something to attack about them.
He is also high as fuck at this event, dragging of his kids around.
He’s built like a flabby Rob Liefeld drawing.
Ohgawd he saw Liefeld’s Captain America and said “I want that.”
What happened to his ozempic bod?
“My Doge. My White House. My Dune.”
Someone’s gotta explain to me how Elon manages to look completely different in almost every pic I see of him on the Internet.
Maybe he is wearing a body suit? Or he is the shape shifting lizard person Q tried to warn everyone about? /s
But this tracks with the hideous beach picture, are they both AI? Tub of shit man can be shaped like a tub of shit for all I care, but his adds weight to one side or the other regardless.
Just shedding his old skin.
It’s possible he has bas posture or just thinks over extending his torso and thrusting his rib cage out makes him look good because that’s what it looks like to me
He’s still a fat fucking idiot though
Maybe a corset when on stage?
Hope it’s not counted as gender affirming care like, say, hair transplants.
Baldness is something males experience so much more then females that it’s considered sexist to point it out to a male. But having hair seems to be a lot more universal. Would categorize that more under human affirming care 🤣 which you know, he would still need because he is a lizard.
Doesnt look like a bulletproof vest either. Surprised he goes out without one.
Possible that he has body doubles. Really though cameras are just fucking weird
Yeah he’s rarely filmed from the side with normal lighting when he’s presenting on stage. He’s also wearing coats in press conferences to hide his body, just like his pet president does.
Oh that’s good! He’s gonna not last long.
Bro built like a deep breath.
Lol this is awesome
He looks like he takes HGH and doesn’t work out
Bingo. I’m surprised more people aren’t calling this out. Musk is taking a unhealthy amounts of “youth drugs” and not actually working out. Dude is so obsessed with his image. Just like Trump who’s ties and suits don’t fit because he forces his tailor to fit to his ego and not his reality.
That’s a girdle if I’ve ever seen one.
I’d agree with you if there weren’t unfortunately pictures of him without a shirt on out there in which he looks exactly the same…just a lot more difficult to look at.
I was gonna call it a corset.
Nah corsets bulge vertically and someone of his wealth would probably have the money for one that would break before bulging like that
It’s for boys. Teddy wears one too. It’s called a boydle.
That girdle working overtime
It’s made out of the same material as the Cybertruck.
