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“We know that these drugs traveled all the way from Mexico, over the United States’ southern border, and then made their way here to Canada where we stopped and seized them,” said Toronto Police Chief Myron Demkiw at a press conference Tuesday, Jan. 21.
The US isn’t sending their best.
Hmm that’s plenty for that new product I heard about called “Just A Little Bump”
Goes great with my Couplabeers!
Hey Canada don’t hide it , divide it. Let’s party !
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER USA !!!
oh wait, that’s me. nvm
Yeah, we dumb. A friend always mentioned in the past, “doesn’t it seem like there’s just 20% of people navigating for the other 80%?” Not politicians. The people that pay attention, on things like roadways to prevent wrecks and that report bad food and such to the proper places. It seems, perhaps, that 80% of dumb just might not be worth the 20%s time anymore.
Shut down the border dang it! Keep us Americans safe.
Nah… we may need to leave soon.
There’s like 3 other directions you could go.
Canada be like THE WALL JUST GOT TEN FEET HIGHER, sorry.
Arrest that wall! It’s on drugs.
Wait, aren’t the drugs meant to be flowing the other way?
The very big cocaine spigot is turned on in Mexico and flows north to Canada.
THE SPICE MUST FLOW
Oops, whoopsie, that was a lie.
In the northern hemisphere the the hardcore drugs usually come from the south.
Is coke harder than ketamine?
Effects, no. Side effects, yes.
Yes, absolutely.
Khajiit avoids veterinarians over fear one may wake without his two furry friends.
I thought Khajit only have one tail?
Not true, Khajiit have many tales. M’aiq once knew an apothecary, he had three legs and a limp. Maybe it was two. He said to this one, “Everybody lies”. Even domiciles hold wisdom.
We know all about your lies, Maiq!
This one knows many things. You may find moonsugar Elsweyr.
They come here so we can send them down there in smaller quantities. It’s called warehousing and on demand delivery
We send them up to Canada and they put the fentanyl in i think i dunno
Linked to jalisco mexico, obv they’re gonna through the us where else is the land bridge
Tariff that shit!
Tarrifs don’t hurt the drug producers, they hurt the drug users.
I’m really proud of everyone for not making the tired “835 kilograms! What would someone do with 750 kilograms?” joke. It’s just the worst.
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600 kilograms of cocaine is no laughing matter
Yes it’s good that 400 kilograms of cocaine were taken off the street.
That 200kg of cocaine has nearly filled the storage facility.
835kg of cocaine
Augh now you’ve started it. Now there’s going to be a 20 comment chain underneith you making the same lame joke.
honestly we’re all just shocked a whole 835 kilograms made it that far north. americans really like their cocaine. the most famous american beverage is fucking named after it’s precursor.
Hands down the most rinsed out joke on the internet. I think less of anyone who seriously does it.
Ah, finally a resource that Trump and Musk is fully willing to remove their tariffs for!
Sell it back to US while there are no tariffs on cocaine.
They’re stealing our drugs!
Maybe we should be putting some heavy tariffs on the US for allowing this scourge to flow past it’s borders towards Canada, eh?
hey god damn it! you know as well as we do. that was a shipping mistake and it was meant to be delivered to Don Jr.
Now there’s a whole category of headline I’ve never seen before.
Feels like a clear sign of how much Canada is just fucking done carrying water for us.
Keep it up.