Meme about trying to find onions followed by screenshot of guy saying he faked an onion diet
Can I offer you a nice onion in this trying time?
Uncanny resemblance, now that you mentioned it
Ongo Gablonion
i was a big proponent of the /fit/ memes about drinking semen for gains. which caught on really easily but i still want to take some credit
There was/is a movement regarding butthole and ball tanning. I am suspicious that it also started like this.
I wonder how many people the “suicide grip for bench press” advocate guy on /fit killed.
I love raw onion, is that why my balls are the size of children’s marble and bicep size of grapefruit?
The term is juxtaposition but I don’t know if a Lemmy community exists for it yet
Hmm…
"I will not move my army without onions!” -Ulysses S. Grant
All that testosterone won the Civil War
every dude who balds early: my dude, out of balance testosterone isn’t something you should trying for…
Afaik as long as your primary sex hormone isn’t estrogen, you’re going to go bald regardless as long as you have the genetics for it.
have you never met an old man with hair?
if you have the genetics for it
regardless
Huh, how does ‘itll happen regardless [of t levels] IF you have the genetics’ mean ‘itll happen regardless OF genetics’? Am I being thick?
Lol glad I followed the comment chain till the end. I also read it as meaning “regardless of genetics”. Classic blind dispute.
oh that’s what you meant!
maybe typing it like “it will happen regardless, if you have the genetics” would avoid the confusion, because otherwise you get people (me) reading it wrong
Ah ok, thanks for the tip!
It’s almost like punctuation was made for a reason…
Fuck it, I’m just gonna start transitioning the second I notice my hairline receding
that’s a really bad observation, especially considering it’s only caucasian/European that have the highest rates
Your hair might become thinner but you wouldn’t necessarily go bald. My grandfather had a full head of hair when he passed away at 79. I don’t think his primary sex hormone was estrogen.
Classic they/them gramps
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Glad I never got COVID; sad that I never got a chance to drink a can of cat food water
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I figured so. That’s why I refuse to drink it without COVID.
Testosterone spikes are what happens in your body when you fall in love. Therefore testosterone is sometimes referred to as the hormone of love. It is true for both men and women. So how do onions fit into that?
Who doesn’t love the smell of raw onions on a first date?
You shouldn’t be going down on people on your first date, but I agree otherwise.
Says who!?
I gotta say I’m just really upset that nobody called me out on my belief that crotches normally smell like onions.
I see you know my ex, but that doesn’t narrow it down much.
Jesus so many people completely missed your point
… anyway on the other site it was r/juxtaposition -I haven’t seen it on lemmy yet
Thank you, lol
Ironi, onions are generally the first thing to cook. You don’t desperately need onions midway through a meal, you need 5 spice which is 4 years out of date.
I plan to pass these same bottles of oregano and mustard seed onto my grandchildren.
I recently actually ran out of black pepper(!!!) and it messed me up for a solid week or two until I finally remembered to buy more. That should hopefully hold me until at least the second Barron Trump term.
Don’t joke … my wife’s family is Irish Canadian and their grandmother died in 1995 at the age of 102
Every day for her entire life (she grew up on a rural farm for the first 30 years of her life) she ate a whole raw onion every evening after supper.
Het testosteron levels must’ve been through the roof!
Rip to your grandma, but your grandpa was the true hero. Laying next to onion Sally his whole life.
Onion Sally 🤣
That’s an even better indicator of health … grandpa loved his bacon, pork, fried food and smoked a pipe every day … he died of a massive heart attack at the age of about 50 in the 1950s.
Onion Sally outlived ol’ Pork’n’Beans
Respect to that man, he lived and enjoyed doing it.
grandpa loved his bacon, pork
Had he reached 60-70, he would have suffered from gout
But why would you want high (not normal levels of) testosterone?
Big T = big pp
I’m pretty sure steroid users would disagree…
Sorry; I was echoing the mentality, not the reality.
I recommend you start BloominOnions @ federation of your choice (or something, I don’t really know how any of this stuff works)
AWESOME BLOSSOM
