• Sanctus@lemmy.world
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    18 days ago

    Fellas, does doin’ it raw turn you into a trans woman? (Please be true please please please)

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          17 days ago

          In this case, the top post responded to the embeded post, which is a resposne to another smaller embeded post. You would find the top post and read the smallest embeded post and walk you way back up. After that you read everything top to bottom as usual.

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          17 days ago

          I’m the wrong person to ask!

          I’ve read it several ways the the bottom one last is the funniest/saddest read.

          Brainrot all the way down…

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    18 days ago

    Notice the engagement.

    240K views between the top two.

    0.6K for the shot back.

    Come on… Rule #1. Don’t feed the trolls. Get off Twitter.

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    17 days ago

    God Almighty, these people are mentally ill. Having sex with women is to gay. We’re going to wrap around to a misogynistic homosexual society, apparently.

    What the actual fuck?

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      We cannot undo it, at this point it’s too set-in, it’s like an oily turd that’s now seeped into the woodgrain of our society. The only way forward is to accelerate it until it ignites. We have to push on it.

      We have to tell everyone that we would NEVER risk touching another person NOR ourselves, if we wish to remain proud, strong, heterosexual, masculine. Even wearing clothes, the fabric may have been handled by female factory workers, we must encourage real men to never wear clothes. Real men would never enter a home either, feeeemales may have been in almost every home ever made, so they must also be avoided lest fem-particles invade your body.

      The only way to truly be a Real Man™ is to live naked in the woods, isolated, unwashed, eating bugs (genderless, asexual ones like stick insects only) and never letting your hands touch your body.

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      17 days ago

      Dude dude dude

      Don’t call this out. Please let’s lean into this one.

      Left leaning men eat pussy. So much fucking pussy eating happens at these rallies.

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        It’s true. I used to be a red blooded, conservative American, but that all changed when I showed up as a counter protestor at a Tesla dealership. A woman launched herself at my face, pussy first. I ingested some of her pussy juice and got estrogenized. Now I read books for pleasure, treat women like equals, and I became a vegetarian.

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      17 days ago

      Anyone who thinks gay is a choice is gay, because they felt gay, and made the choice to live straight, and they assume that all straight people made the same choice. They don’t understand that real straight people always felt straight, and never made a choice, it was just who they are.

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        Being gay is a choice, just like my fucking cars check engine light is a choice. Why are you on motherfucker I have done so much fucking maintenance yet you defy me!

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    17 days ago

    Bro is literally like “at least sucking dick doesn’t have an estrogenic effect”

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      17 days ago

      Testosterone is stored in the balls, so is jizz. So drinking jizz will increase your testosterone, just like eating pussy increases estrogen.

      And because it degrades so rapidly you’ve got to get it directly from the source, as far back in your throat as possible.

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          17 days ago

          So many of my hookups say bs like this. Like, bro, do I look like I care about how you judge yourself??

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            17 days ago

            “I’m not gay, I just spend the last four hours driving around in circles sending pictures of my dick to random men to try to convince them to have sex with me.”

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    18 days ago

    Wait. so is he agains oral sex or only straight sex?! I’m either too dumb or too smart to make sense of this

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    The only thing vag juices will do is turn your beard white. It’s a sign of power and prestige.

    Eating pussy keeps your woman happy and faithful. Don’t sleep on it.