I didn’t think he would really do it.
I love how this is thread is basically lemmyshitpost lmao
The pope didn’t thank him
The Pope cried out “take me JC!”
Unfortunately his right hand man is a bit hard of hearing, and let JD into the room…
Proceeds to hold his breath and die before loveseat gets the sideeye
Cus its funni
Jealousy.
He killed the pope then a couple days later started up a Muslim terror attack on Hindus so all the worlds major religions are at war
Vance is too stupid to kill him, he’d fuck it up for sure. Did you see him drop Ohio State’s trophy the other day? The guy is a total fuck up. He’d end up putting the Iocaine Powder in his own tea.
Nah, it was someone in his entourage that did it.
Did you see him drop Ohio State’s trophy the other day?
Maybe he dropped the Pope?
JD Vance was the thing that made the Pope finally give up on humanity.
He’s both a subordinate of the Anti-Christ and Russian asset. He was called upon to kill the pope to initiate the Pope election process that they can manipulate in order to get a more “pro-apocalypse” Pope in place.
and Russian asset
I’ll give away for free, but in bundle with Putin.
Obviously he was hoping to take his powers.
The Pope had this really hot couch and JD fell in love with it at first sight. JD asked the couches father (the Pope) for the couches hand in marriage. The Pope, thinking this was a strange joke, laughed at JD’s request. This filled JD with rage so he slit the popes thoat and began fucking the hot sofa.
As he bled out the pope was forced to watch the repeated violent defloration of his favorite piece of furniture.
*loveseat
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Well the Pope ghosted JD, so JD obviously ghosted the Pope.
Rearrange the letters in J.D. Vance and you get VADJECAN
If JD Vance was actually the antichrist/satan it’s super funny we greeted his arrival by calling him a couch fucker.
I wonder what couch fucker is in Latin… might make a great shirt
Probably sitting on a couch he found really attractive and got jealous.
