This is assuming that the thought is translated into something each person can understand.
“Fire!”
“There is no Heaven or Hell. The only Paradise is that which you create for others by your own hand. And you are failing.”
“We heard you. We’re on our way.”
The government has been secretly tracking everyone’s farts since 1998. The next one you release will trigger your official ranking on the Global Flatulence Leaderboard. visible to everyone.
Half the world holds it in, the other half tries to fart so hard they shit themselves.
time for what if xkcd: “what if every human and animal on the planet farted at the same time?”
Why would the government keep that a secret?
Do they know it’s my thought or do they think it’s their own?
“I hope you’ve enjoyed your free trial. Please consider subscribing before your trial end date in 3 days. All deleted data will not be recoverable.”
“Did you just switch it to broadcast? Fuck, turn it off!”
“All right, fuck it, we’ll do it live!”
Good one!
The world will end in a year unless 80% of the human race is killed
General strike til Trump is no longer president
“Remember you’ll die.”
I’m not a troublemaker so it would have to be for a good reason… and how I wish I could shake people out of their stupor and there’s no better way than to consider your own mortality, as it puts things into perspective.
Millions of traumatized children, though.
Eh, they were gonna be aware of it regardless, it’s just a bit uncomfortable, lol. I mean, the whole prompt was to create chaos, this is but a step above “Santa’s not real” and under “Western amorality and capacity to organise for the purpose of murder and pillage with no second thoughts has given the West their position in the world for about two millennia”. Any reasonable human was gonna realize it eventually, is what I mean. 🤷
Fair!
Polyphia’s album is amazing BTW.
“Beans”
WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Ok for real chaos
To all the women: “This is God. For eons, women have been subjugated. Women are the superior gender, take your rightful places on the throne”
To all the minorities, “This is God. You are the superior race, take your rightful places on the throne”
To all the men “This is God, I have made men rightful rulers for eons, do not give it up so lightly. Take back what it is rightfully yours”
To all the majorities, “This is God. Defend your homes against the invaders. They are wolves in sheep’s clothing”
And of course, randomize it slightly, so a few men get the women’s message, some women get the men’s message, etc. Really play into the faction angles.
“Is this thing on ?” And then never say anything further.
“You will expire in 30 days.”
Retain the ambiguity across all translations.
