the worm is driving the bus, in the search of moist organic material to munch
This has the makings of a great Gwar song.
The worm in his brain goes round and round
Round and round
Round and round
The worm in RFK’s brain goes round and round
Alll through the FDA
When I was a little boy in New York City in the 1940s, we swam in the Hudson River and it was filled with raw sewage okay? We swam in raw sewage! You know… to cool off! And at that time, the big fear was polio; thousands of kids died from polio every year but you know something? In my neighbourhood, no one ever got polio! No one! Ever! You know why? Cause we swam in raw sewage! It strengthened our immune systems! The polio never had a prayer; we were tempered in raw shit!
Love Carlin, but this bit didn’t exactly age well. lol
It was exactly the line I thought of when I saw the headline.
Why’d I think it was a RFK quote
Because we live in the stupid timeline, the one where this absolutely 100% could be real. I thought it was too lol
Well I mean later on in the bit he also talks about only needing to wash: armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth and you’d save time by using the same brush.
I’m certain if he was alive today he’d rip these morons apart.
Which one is this?
You know why?
VACCINES
Carlin was telling a joke, not enacting government policy.
Satire is dead, it’s no longer possible to top the absurdity of real life.
Fuck that. Humor is not dead.
That’s not what he said.
Oh, but when Master Splinter does it, it’s somehow fine!?
Master Splinter and the Turtles are mutants with super mutant immune systems AND other systems that give them a neutral smell no matter what. We mere mortals cannot compare to the glory of TMNT.
How is this not child endangerment?
Because he is part of the ruling class. US law doesn’t apply to them and never has.
He should just come out and announce that he worships Nurgle.
I say this every thread he is in. Like how is all the news with him nurgle cultist playback. Dude even sounds possessed by a warp demon.
did they cool off with a nice refreshing glass of rancid raw milk?
It’s merely the worm wanting to return to its ecosystem.
Honestly these old folks had the luxury of swimming in many creeks and rivers with low pollution, maybe them going there today and seeing how bad it is will make them realize how we’re destroying the planet for shareholder value
Don’t it always seem to go
That you don’t know what you’ve got 'til it’s gone?lol
This should be considered some kind of neglect or abuse.
This is how you get Ninja Turtles
The sewage was no doubt very upset to see its creek being contaminated by RFK Jr.
The worm in his brain is just trying to reproduce 🤷
That’s why he brought his children.
Idiocracy
“Hmm. Lisa, I’d like to buy your rock!”
deep breath for this one) has speculated that he may have been exposed to the parasitic worm that ate part of his brain when he stuck his hand in the bloody mouth of a dead bear before driving with the carcass to Manhattan and abandoning it in Central Park (exhale).
That’s where the brainworms comments are from.
I hope he gets the brain eating amoeba
there has to be a brain for the amoeba to eat, its mostly worms.
ah damn it and there I was getting my hopes up
