Good.
They’re hideous, the places with a population that could afford them mostly view them as a social black mark, and in terms of utility - they’re worse than just about any truck out there. It’s not about max towing weight. It’s about not being able to stack and strap a shit ton of stuff in there
Eat shit, nazi
he probably does eat shit too. there’s probably some ultra rich bullshit delicacy that is like essence of baby turds or something that has stem cells and electrolytes.
fuck him and his digestibaby shit.
Civet coffee?
Two Elons, one truck.
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Back and forth forever
“OMG, I’m putting that!”
Great movie
Mobile dumpsters? Port o potties for the homeless? The possibilities are endless.
There’s probably a tax write off in there somewhere for Elon. Nice silver lining.
So then they have $0 worth of cybertrucks.
I was gonna say. Doesn’t seem right that they can just add up the MSRP like that and claim it’s millions worth of something if nobody’s buying. Plus, I’d wager the manufacturing cost of all that is significantly lower.
I wish the article would tell us how many units instead, for this very reason.
Last I remember they sold for $80k, plus that makes the math trivial, so… 10000 vehicles?
Wow that has so much more impact to me, I can really visualise the endless parking lots full of them.
That’s literally in the second sentence of the article.
Just looked again and you’re right lmao. I did read it, but somehow missed it.
No, we don’t want the article to make us read. We want the article to grab our heads, pull our ears out and talk the information directly into our faces. You know, “tell us.”
Or report their value as the scrap value or cost of materials
$0 worth
I’d be willing to pay that for a cyberdump. Wouldn’t mind the pubic lovingly trashing it either. It even traps passengers while burning like a complimentary self-cleaning oven feature. The disposal fee might be a bitch.
On further thought, it might not be worth it.
Id strip it for parts and convert a classic car with one if the price was right. (Free)
Just keep the windows down at all times. Then you can jump out and laugh at it when it’s on fire.
-$800 million those weren’t free to build.
I’d love to know how much it costs to build each cybertruck, and visualise the other revenue loss of storing these, designing the machinery to build this shit and anything other costs that were factored into sales.
The big 3 used to need to sell something like 1/2 million cars before covering R&D costs. But that was also back in the 60-70s when they sold a million cars a year and designed it all on paper.
The cyber truck’s design was so stupid that it may have approached that level of r&d costs. Since bonding and forming such thick Stainless steel isn’t trivial.
No wonder they’re begging police departments to buy them.
A part of me wants the police to have them so they can be a cluster fuck for them to maintain.
Unfortunately, they’ll maintain it with my tax dollars.
Good.
Then why the hell is the stock back over $300?!?
Because modern stock market is not controlled by buying and selling but rather by derivative markets esp off the book derivatives
The Boring Company is propping up the price with the sales of NotAFlameThrowers to DOGE.
Apparently musky boy said he was quitting DOGE.
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If no one wants them, they’re not worth anything.
Cut to the Trump administration buying them all for $250,000 each.
There’s always scrap metal and selling the batteries for other purposes!
I guess they’re worth the money spent to make them? But yeah, it’s just a pile of trash. I can’t believe I still see so many on the road. I do live in a reddish hell though
Sell them to ocean shipping companies … they can tie a chain around them and use them as boat anchors
But sharks.
They’d probably (definitely) suck at that too.
Watch them rust quickly in salty water
And entire production lines configured to produce shit nobody wants.
…so almost enough trucks to supply the people affected by the recalls?
Yet their stock went up 20% past week…
So did other stocks. The Dotard flip-flopped on tariffs again.
The economy is based on vibes and not the true value. However that doesn’t mean they aren’t allowed to borrow against those vibes, to avoid taxes.
The stock price isn’t an accurate representation of the worth of the company. It’s an accurate representation of the amount of bullshit the company CEO is filled with.
