Donald Trump posted a laundry list of reasons why he believes that he should get a Nobel Peace Prize.

In a Truth Social post, the president celebrated that he was “very happy” to report on a series of deals and agreements to end global conflicts that he “won’t get a Nobel Peace Prize for.” The post came on the heels of Pakistan’s announcement that they plan to nominate him for the 2026 award, _The Hill _reported.

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    Obama lives rent free in his head.

    A black man better than ME in every way, shape, and form! I must punish America and the world for this infraction!” - Trump probably

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      Obama wasn’t as funny in that ‘always sunny in philadelphia’ kinda way. Maybe just as funny over all, even if we mostly laugh at trump. So trump has that.

      I don’t think Obama is as good as sleaze. He might be; Chicago has some pretty good sleaze, but I think trump is genuinely a world historic talent.

      And, um… Clogging toilets (with stolen documents)? Obama to my knowledge isn’t better at that than anyone else. Seems pretty regular. His wife probably makes him eat real food.

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    Previous U.S. presidents to receive a Nobel Peace Prize include Theodore Roosevelt in 1906, President Woodrow Wilson in 1920, President Jimmy Carter in 2002, and President Barack Obama in 2009. Al Gore, a former vice president, also received the prize in 2007 for his efforts to raise awareness about climate change.

    It brings me great joy that Mafia Don Mangolini is so incensed for many years now that these “Dems”/“Progressives” have received the prize and he has not. It sticks in his craw so badly. 😂 🤣

    Gotta love it.

    🤡 🫏 🖕 💩

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    He should get a Nobel Prize just not for Peace. I think there’s a new YUGE CRYBABY category that doesn’t include any monetary reward that he’d be perfect for. I think jealousy of another certain black man getting a Nobel Prize instead of you is one of the main criteria.

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      Actually comes with a fine, €1000 for each publicized mention of deserving a Nobel prize. Tweets count as a mention.

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    Krasnov should receive the “Order of Saint Andrew the Apostle the First-Called,” Russia’s highest civilian medal.

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    Ah yes, this

    This one guys

    This is it

    This is the one

    Any day now

    Repeat as nauseam until elections

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      That’s what the 25th amendment is for, but trump has always been a useful idiot. His mental state has never been a consideration, all that matters is his ability to sign whatever legislation crosses his desk