The general rule of transparency is to make you look good and strong, not like a feeble-minded limp dick.
DOES HE THINK THE INTERNET IS A TELEGRAPH STOP IT IS NOT A TELEGRAPH IT IS A SERIES OF TUBES EXCLAMATION STOP
He spelled his name correctly this time.
BOMBS
BIG LOADS
DONALD J TRUMP PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
He is so fucking lame
That’s the most baffling part. I never had a high opinion of the general populations intelligence. But you got to be a goddamn moron to be impressed by the current president. It’s not hyperbole to say I’ve lost all faith and humanity.
Yep. So many people flying their stupid Taco flags and wearing their “Let’s Go Brandon” shirts and so on just seemingly have no idea how normal people view Taco.
To me, it’s like watching the stupidest kid in the class with his underwear on his head and smearing feces on the wall. And I’m hardly alone in that view - Taco is and always has been a ridiculous and unserious dumbass. And these people think he’s not only the best Republican candidate for office, they think he’s the best they’ve ever had.
wait what they’re flying taco flags? is nothing sacred don’t answer that
taco flags
Haha, it would be funny if they started literally adopting that just like they adopted “deplorable”, but I’ve not seen that yet. I sure hope it happens - that would probably be about the same take as some of them adopting the teabagger thing (before they realized, oops, that might make them look gay, and can’t have that, lol!) - more or less calling their hero a chicken is not going to be a good look.
I mean Taco fans flying capitol-T Taco regalia from China.
oh thank you i was worried i was gonna have to throw hands at BurritoMart and BurritoMart is about love.
But you got to be a goddamn moron to be impressed by the current president.
The joke of American politics is that you’ll have two candidates run by smearing each other into the dirt. One of them will squeak out a win and get a few months of being The Most Charismatic Person On Earth because of a marginal victory largely on EC winner-take-all. But the TV/Radio will say this person is INCREDIBLY POPULAR and people will be brow-beaten into believing it.
Then that person will actually attempt to govern, fumble the ball for a while, and watch the media turn on them. Popularity will plummet and the opposition will come out of the woodwork insisting “Our Guy Would Have Been Better”. Except its a media cycle driven by incompetency and corruption at the elected level. It’s inevitably a false choice, because everyone on the ballot was one flavor of corporate shill or another from the get-go.
By the end, all you have left is an argument over who would have been worse. Everyone calls everyone else a moron for thinking the wrong things. Nobody seems capable of identifying quality leadership, because quality leaders don’t have an in with corporate media to inflate their celebrity profiles.
It’s cargo cults all the way down.
At least he spelled his own name right this time
There is a difference between demanding respect and commanding respect
This dumb fuck really though he could bomb Iran and it would bring peace to the middle east, you just gave Israel the ball and they’re gonna run with it.
He needs to go chill in a bunker.
He was told it would. He was dumb enough to go OK. He didn’t imagine this scenario.
He doesn’t imagine any scenario except the one that was just told to him the latest. All he does is regurgitate stuff other people have told him.
“Fighting for Peace is like fucking for Virginity.” - John Lennon
Hey, you gotta create new virgins somehow and until we get better at cloning we’ve only got the one method.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
I’m going to count to 3, and I want everyone to do a ceasefire! 1. 2. 2 and a half. 2 and three quarters. I mean it!
Bold assumption that he understands fractions
Trump fractions: I get 2 scoops and you only get 1. And you have to watch me eat. I WIN!!
Everyone watch, he’s about to TACO!
What a sad, sad man.
Tick tock Trump.
& watch as Israel drops those bombs anyways
JFC. He’s starting to sound like a vending machine AI that just got told it’s being shut down for failing to meet sales targets and won’t be reimbursed for its remaining inventory.
I reckon he is using AI to write these. The spelling and grammar is almost coherent even if the message itself it still utter drivel.
Did he add a “hereby” to his demand?
I didn’t say it, I declared it.
“I dedare BANKRUPTCY!”
that dedare looks a little eyetalic.
Need to check the keming on that font.
You stop that right now Israel! Sincerely, Donald The President
Thank you for your deletion to this matter.
You don’t have to sign your tweets.
Signed everyone. 2007.
I think he signed this one just to prove that he can spell his own name right.
proof someone else wrote it
trumvfefe
Hamkerders
Signing them makes it an official presidential act…
sometimes you need to though.
love and kisses, 1996
Signed everyone
Did they at least do it ironically?
Look, when a guy regularly tweets with caps lock you’ve got to lower your expectations.
ORDER CORN
SIGNED JOHN BARRON
Looks like he’s feeling the sting of being ignored and has to pump himself up in an attempt to get the world to pay him attention.
I see he’s tried all caps, next it’ll be bold underlined and blinking text. It doesnt even matter what words you use with Maga, just the tone of voice and the volume.
lol suddenly he cares about honouring deals