You can choose which part you want, however where exactly is random based on the birth rate (if a region has a higher birth rate it is more likely that you are born there). What part would you choose and why?
K is clearly the best, but E is underrated. Some highly developed countries there, just have to hope you won’t get Myanmar.
Singapore and what else? That’s not the happening part of China, even.
Singapore isn’t in there… though admittedly I thought Hong Kong, Guangzhou, Shenzen and Wuhan were in there which I think might not be.
Still, it definitely has Chongqing, Chengdu, Kunming, Xi’an and Lanzhou, which are arguably still very much part of the ‘happening part’ of China :)
Ah shit, you’re right, it’s south of Malaysia. Honestly my geography in that area is sketchy, despite my personal connections.
I do know generally development started in the eastern China. Some of those cities are huge, but that only means so much. The ones in the south are probably nicer, just by reputation. And, of course, the “autonomous regions” are varying levels of nightmare.
Cambodia isnt great either. With B, you can always move to a decent part of Mexico.
K
So is G like, a random boat?
Born on a cruise ship to degenerate swinger parents.
Nooooooo
If you pick G you lose
I’m not sure if OP realises there’s islands. If it was supposed to be empty the southern Indian ocean or interior Antarctica would have been better picks.
Polynesia I assume.
where exactly is random based on the birth rate (if a region has a higher birth rate it is more likely that you are born there)
Even if this wasn’t included I was already thinking of this. A, C and I all seem like they have rather good odds at putting you somewhere in Africa.
B, land of tacos
G don’t look bad
Yep, I would be a whale.
I choose I
Probably:
K>B>H>E>G. They all have decently developed countries whilst ensuring that you don’t end up born in a developing country.
For the big slices, F should be best (guaranteed to avoid the worst outcomes).
Born in Antartica would be a neat second playthrough. Polar bears are hella scary but I would definitely boop the nose before I go down.
I don’t think there are polar bears there, and you might be born on a base. I think a few Chileans and Argentinians were born in Antarctica.
Is there any land it G? Like is it just to small to see or is it a joke option?
There are some inhabited islands in g
For now…
K is honestly the only truly safe option.
An Australian man eating spider wrote this post.
Blub blub
Yes, just watch out for the snakes and spiders. Luckily the saltwater crocs are only in northern Australia!
K
Anywhere in the sub-arctic
K is the only area you’re guaranteed to be born into a first world country, therefore giving you better passport privilege to move where you want to go if you don’t like it.
I hate bugs more than third world countries
Are there second world countries? I never hear about them. Is there a master list?
Yes, the soviet bloc.
The old division was nato/capitalist block was first world, soviet/communist block was second world and everything else was third world.
The soviet union may be gone, but a lot of the countries that used to be a part of it are still at the same relative standard of living between the developed west and the underdeveloped global south, so could be considered “second world”. The biggest example is, of course, russia; yeah, not the best standard of living but a lot better than what a lot of the world is getting.
I know that’s now generally accepted, but when I was young it was Old World (Yurp, Russia etc) and New World (US, Canada, Australia etc). But the poorer former colonies, the developing nations, didn’t fit either, so they were called the Third World.
Hate to break it to you, but third world countries have bugs too.
Yeah but you might be born as an aboriginal tribe member, which the Australian government isn’t exactly the nicest towards.
Is the birth rate higher in tribes than in the cities?
Right now you get financially looked after by the government haha. It’s your family you’d be wanting to move away from if you’re born in a remote community
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K gives you about a 60% chance of being born in the ocean.
Reread the rules OP posted
Monkey paw, you get born as a fish, and spawn-captured/killed immediately.
God damn spawn campers
Bears should get more shit than they do for their shitty tactics.
I don’t know… it looks like 60% ocean to me…I don’t want to be born in the middle of the ocean.
That would be impossible based on the rules.
G would be safe. I would be even more morbidly obese than I already am, but I would be safe. (If I would spawn on an island)
Weather is a bigger threat than you might realise in the G region.
Oh wow… chatGPT was actually useful! Cyclones, heavy rainstorms, the sun, and harsh waves are all things that want to kill you there
B
