This is nothing new. Workers trying to fake productivity to fool the capitalists, no matter for what reason capitalists think they deserve.
No, this is the capitalist trying to convince customers (investors) that they have more capital than the other capitalists. Nothing about this has anything to do with workers.
“My codebase is way better because it has 300x as many lines of code” - that fucking moron, probably
There is no probably about it. He considers LOC to be the gold standard.
i wonder how someone can choose the 10 most salient lines of code ever written
manually summarizing 6 months of commits seems also a thrilling job
I submit the fast inverse square root. That code needs to be in a museum.
Elon Musk is a parody of himself
This is such a joke to anyone in tech. It’s like a Silicone Valley skit.
I know next to nothing about publishing an app and my alarm bells went off immediately
Here’s 2 faults:
- Most people push a build once a week, because making a stable build usually has an engineer combining people’s work, and sometimes there’s conflicts in the merge.
- If you have a lot of bugs, you may need to patch more frequently.
Either way, it’s a bad look. Doing stable daily pushes is good in development, not in a live environment like this.
Silicon*
no he was talking about the porn parody of the show
I’m nowhere close to tech and this is obviously a bad sign. Imagine an apartment complex trying to get new tenants by advertising that they have plumbers and exterminators do work twice a day at various units.
Silly Con Valley, amirite?
None of this is about value. It’s about an idiot selling to idiot stockholders. Wait, no, he doesn’t sell twitter stock does he? The thing was he had controlling interest right?
That statement would make a lot more sense with a benchmark graph based on standardised tasks.
It’s a turk, confirmed.
Grok is evolving
…as measured by the number of slurs it tells to minorities, or what?
Racisms per minute (RPM)?
Now that’s quality shitpost by Elon “Dumbass” Musk.
I have to admit though, getting two app updates per day through the Apple review process is an achievement. (He probably paid them.)
This was my thought, too. He’s bleeding money that these other companies would rather hold onto.
Minor updates for bugfixes don’t require a real store review.
Any update that hits the App Store and increments a version number goes through the Apple review process.
Certain updates can be done on the fly with custom or third party solutions like https://ionic.io/docs/appflow/deploy/intro
But this graph doesn’t make it clear if these updates are new binary app deployments or on the fly updates
Yeah, I haven’t done it in like 8 months so I think I was conflating Code Push with App Store updates. I do think that apps get treated differently based on the priority of the company and there is some judgement used in the scope of changes. Like I wouldn’t be surprised if Grok is never subject to the random review delays just cuz no one wants to deal with Elon throwing a tantrum
Yeah I’m the lead mobile engineer at my company. We release bigger updates once a month and smaller hotfixes generally weekly or biweekly. For smaller updates we get approval in around 6 hours. They also have a way to expedite reviews in which case we’ve gotten like 30 minute turnaround on reviews (though that’s like boy that cried wolf, only use it if you need to push something really urgent)
It’s evolving!
*pokemon evolution music*
Dumbfuck became… Dumbfuckwad!
It just has more vibe-coding bugs than the rest.
Merge Request 1472: Add commentThey’re making frivolous updates at a speed and scale Sam Altman can only dream of
Two of the updates are “new outfits for Ani”.
Quick! Ship it now!
Merge request 1473: Remove extraneous comment
Oh who are we kidding, they probably don’t do merge requests, they just push to master.
iOS appstore app testers hate him!
wow its getting dumber faster than the other companies what an achievement
Turns out AI-written software needs lots of patches to keep up.
