He (after he regains full consciousness) is about to launch into the most racist, conspiracy laden tirade you have ever heard in your entire life because the nurses at the dementia ward are 37 seconds late with his third serving of Jello fat free tapioca pudding. 🫡
It’s fitting that he’s a subhuman slave to his own handlers
If Biden is “sleepy,” then Trump is a fucking mummy.
For a second I thought he was having a stroke and got excited

Remember when he was straight up having a stroke on live television back on 9/11 and nobody ever fucking talked about it? Biden’s well documented stutter that he’s had his whole life would pop up and every single media outlet questioned his mental faculties for the next week. Trump is in public looking like this and it’s just crickets:

Not to defend Trump, but Biden was geriatric af and Trump seems to be the same. They tried to sweep it under the rug with Biden as well it’s just that MAGA are so obsessed with owning the dems that they kept looking for it, and as for their beloved cheeto ofc they don’t want to see any flaws
I don’t disagree that Biden was geriatric. I was more pointing out the frustrating double standard that news media has displayed in covering the two.
Ah yeah I mean there were also lots of cover ups with Biden as well but agree that the media is licking Trumps boot hard
man…Melania is creepy AF.
Looks like a Matrix villain.
“And put a sign so everyone knows that I am the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. I want there to be NO confusion.”
Gotta have it on your hat and shirt, too
You’re not supposed to wear a band shirt to the band’s show, and you’re really not supposed to wear a band shirt to the band’s show when you’re in the fucking band. Absolutely reeks of desperation.
Wait, why not? Why is that desperate and not irony or just showing that you like the band?
Or how about this “Please be patient, I’m the president of the United States”?
Anyone remember the six week political news event that wrapped around Obama wearing a beige suit and how that sullied the Office of the Presidency?

I 'member. How about that time he used Dijon mustard and the time he put his feet up on the Resolute Desk?
Was it before or after he got his Nobel peace price for war crimes?
You couldn’t miss the point more even if you tried
(I think they tried)
So gross. 🤢
Maybe we’ll consider electing someone who isn’t a senior citizen, next time. Three terms of the two oldest presidents in US history seems like enough.
Dick Van Dyke 2028!
Every president since Clinton except Obama have been born within 5 years of each other. We’ve given the same generation power for over 30 years now
Its lump.
She might be dead.
Lump sat alone in the oval office, shitting in his pants and killing citizens for profits.
Its just a corpse. A speaking, diaper shitting corpse
This picture is of a piece of shit too shitty even for shitposts.
Murmurs: “bubba”
And drops a snowglobe.
looks like he’s in the throes of an anal orgasm.
trump rocking the ‘blowing bill look’
Yeah he’s dreaming about Bubba whipping out that foot-long.

Dreaming of Bill…
or Bubba the horse.
My kids used to make this same face when they were making a poopy in their diapers.
Clearly so does POTUS













