Brain worm guy has a point there
But… You’re the… I… I hate this timeline.
He doesn’t want you to take medical advice from him, but he does want to dictate what kind of medical advice your actual doctor is legally allowed to give you.
I wouldn’t take ANY advice from him.
I dunno, he’s prob the go-to guy for techniques about chainsawing the head off a dead whale
I’m actually that kinda guy. It would never occur to me that chainsawing the head of a whale corpse I found on the beach would be a no-no. It’s already dead! Not like I killed it. I’m also dumb enough to keep bird feathers I find. Yeah. That could be a problem given the wrong cop.
“SWEET! Giant skull! I’m hanging that shit at camp! (After the ants do their thing.)”
I really do hang skulls I find on the shed door. Got a deer, a small mammal with pointy canines, a box turtle and pieces of something the raptors left (rabbit?). One time the local dogs dropped a deer skull on my tent. Coughed loudly and scared hell out of 'em.
I’ve always loved collecting animal bones, feathers, and sometimes skins that are in reasonably good condition.
Shit …I’m pretty sure you could figure it out.
Thinks people shouldn’t take medical advice from him,
…proceeds to give medical advice to people.
Sounds like the Joe Rogan Experience.
Becomes head of health
“No one listen to what I’m about to say, but eating roadkill possum cures chlamydia.”
But what if I don’t have Chlamydia
Then you haven’t joined RFK swimming in sewage yet!
Then eating roadside possum will cure you of not having something else. Also, have you considered swimming in sewerage?
You seem to have skipped step 1: Get chamydia. Please start the instructions from the top
What people are missing from the article and headline is that he had vaccinated his children when they were little and the question was whether he would vaccinate his children if they were young today. That’s the question he sidestepped. Yes, I bet he would is the reason for the sidestep. He’s a con man too.
Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. on Wednesday sidestepped a question about vaccines and whether he would choose to vaccinate his children today against a number of diseases, saying, “I don’t think people should be taking medical advice from me.”
Woah something I can agree with him about. Maybe we can find common ground here.
I don’t think people should be taking medical advice from me
Right… so why did you take the position of Secretary of Health, again?
Exactly. That’s like SecDef being like “idk, I’m really not in a position to give military advice”. I say that fully aware of the irony, but it’s hard to pick a non-busted example since Trump’s cabinet is just completely full of “meritocracy”.
since Trump’s cabinet is just completely full of “
meritocracy”.Mediocrity.
Ha, if only. I wish it could be that rosy :'(
Maybe midiocracy?
don’t do my MIDI interfaces and keyboards like that :(
Kakistocracy
It’s called that cause our government is lead by a bunch of KACKS
The job of Secretary of Health is best suited for an administrator, not a doctor.
We live in the dumbest timeline.
It’s literally just a game to them.
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He took it because he’s a narcissist who’s convinced he’s right about everything because of his last name and his money. Sound familiar?
Trump’s entire cabinet was picked for two reasons: Loyalty To Trump and Pissing Off Anyone Who Doesn’t Kiss Trump’s Ass. RFK fills that second one.
Don’t forget he went to Harris and she turned him away, and he went to Trump. Trump “allegedly” gave him the position in exchange for dropping out of the race and endorsing Trump. Which happened directly after.
People claimed at the time that would be illegal as it would fall under quid pro quo.
Edit: had to update it because the timeline was unclear which he went to first. One source reports he went to Trump first, then Harris after. Either way the result was the same. Harris didn’t respond, and Trump did. Getting the endorsement
“Illegal” is a word that only applies to poor people.
It also is not held in politics. We have lost all integrity.
I’m surprised Harris didn’t respond, she seemed to like endorsements from shit headed right wingers
I don’t disagree but this is a lot better than him giving false ‘information’
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I’m not sure why you’d think that. They don’t give a fuck about the law.
For those of us like me that can step back. This timeline is absurdly funny.
When was the last time secretary of health was a qualified doctor?
Edit:
2017
Before that, 1989
Both republican
There are full-on doctors who are conservative wack jobs though.
Is that stuff on his face removable?
I think that’s a great idea, but maybe don’t be assigned in charge of health.
Remember to kick a republican in the balls.
That’s a twist
My brother in christ you are the secretary for health
While “fake it till you make it” works for personal gain, for the greatest good it’s better to be incompetent and honest. No one to blame but Trump for putting him in this position.
Now if only he would remain steadfast and consistent with this sort of honesty. That’s the issue with these fools, they are consistently inconsistent. It’s the most aggravating form of stupidity.
FUCKING GET HIM OUTA OFFICE NOW!
To whom are you conveying these instructions?
You!
Well, get on then. Hurry up. This is urgent.
Aye aye!
I do.occasionally agree with RFK