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Where is gender plasma?
Hmm. I recommend you don’t Google that on Bing.
I Binged it on DuckDuckGo and got really interesting results about gender differences in blood plasma.
or gender bose-einstein condensate?
Cuddling?
Gender chain-melted state? Gender superglass? Gender string-net liquid?
gases are fluids tho…
Well, not really, gases just flow like fluids
I feel like I’m missing a joke because of the downvotes on this comment. Or is the joke science illiteracy?
That’s what makes them fluids
Duck science.
gender liquid sounds a lot more suggestive
Look, all I want to know is at which pressure/temperature I turn into a dragon. And how risky is this, considering spontaneous unicornization?
Nice.
Can confirm, am gender sublimating
How’d you find a way around the gender triple point?
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I feel like ð axis are inverted, intense gay panic isn’t exactly caused by a lack of pressure!
Ahh shit I’m not hot enough. Even self-pressuring isn’t working :((
Have you tried applying gentle pressure to yourself? It can be very good
Oh, I’ll definitely try that. Thanx for the advise! :3
under pressure
im cheese
You make a good gender critical point.
What?
No gender plasma?
No gender bose-einstein condensate? Metallic gender?!
Someone should make a phase diagram as well. With temperatures on the Y axis and percentage of being gay or straight on the X axis. Like we do fora alloys
I’m super critical of gender. Let’s get rid of all those. Gender vacuum.
Gender grenade
What happens at the gender triple point?
Transcendence of gender as a concept entirely
I am I, gender is a social construct I no longer need. My gender can be perceived in infinite variations depending upon the observer.
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All 3 states exist at the same time, rapidly alternating between them.
That’s where you find the bisexual she/theys in hetero relationships.
The gender triple point, aka gender superposition, is where a gender can be calculated and estimated, but not observed. Attempting to observe the gender changes it to a different state.
In layman’s terms, this is also called “mind your own fucking business, your obsession with my genitals is fucking weird and creepy.”
Fartographer for president!
Someone take @[email protected]’s car keys, they’re obviously drunk
@[email protected], please hand out the “TheFartographer has bad Ideas” pamphlets
Absolutely fucking not. I’m way more drunk than bigFab. I’m already handing out pamphlets that say “Vote TheFartographer for a fart in every pot and gas in every ass”. I don’t know what it means either, but I definitely voted for you.
Shit, I voted for you! I’ve handed out pamphlets that say “TexasDrunk: stealing daddies since 1997 and playing triangle in a punk folk cover band tomorrow.” I’ve offered to fart in a lot of pots and it’s been pretty unpopular so far…
It’s only unpopular because you’re doing it to get them to vote for me. They all know I’m no good.
On an unrelated note, what are you doing up so late? I’m only up because I’m about to head to SA. My buddy has an extra Saturday ticket to Space Con and I’m going to drunkenly and shamelessly flirt with Kate Mulgrew since I don’t think Eugene Cordero or George Takei will be there.
HOLY SHIT, FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU’VE EVER CARED ABOUT!
I wanted to go to Space Con and decided that it was simply too expensive, especially just a couple of weeks after going to see Rocky Horror Picture Show live. I hope it’s amazing and that the entire guest list actually shows up. A few years ago, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Rick Moranis showed up for their first cons and everyone assumed that Alamo City Comic Con was just pulling our leg, so I wouldn’t totally discount your favorite celebrities being there.
And I’m up late cuz it’s the weekend and I gotta find some way to fuck myself over. Might as well be fucking up my sleep cycle.
The Freeman Coliseum isn’t way too far from me, so DM me if you wanna meet up and mutually murder each other or say hi or something.
Damn I love science
Gelp
