And pay them with company specific crypto they can spend in the company store.
You push 16 branches, and what do you Git?
Another day older and more tech debt
@saint_peter don’t you page me, 'cause I crashed the repo----
I owe my soul
to the bezostore
They can. It’s called Work From Home.
That’s why they can’t
Oh, for fuck’s sake. I started reading this thinking it was satire, and after it just kept going did I realize that this was serious, and not just some long-form ribbing.
We really need a term opposite to “eat the onion”.
I really shat the yam on that one.
I don’t know. I think the opposite of an onion would be an orange not a yam.
Well the opposite of eat would be barf, so, “horked the orange”?
Edit: a word
I thought horking was snorting. Huh. I wonder whether that’s ever led to communication issues.
That works
“No, no, no, it’s not a company town… it’s a company tower… which is completely different. By the way, did you meet Brian? He’s the new manager of the convenience store the company opened in the lobby. It’s right next to the company elementary school. You can use the company issued script to buy stuff there, it’s great!”
I’m sure it was your autocorrect, but for anyone who doesn’t know it, the term is “scrip” :)
Wait, I should type :( because it’s a very depressing concept.
I owe my soul to the company store…
Next stop, severance minus the outie part.
Company towns coming back as company apartments.
I get the dystopia but if a company gave me an apartment in the city along with family healthcare where they pay 100% of medical costs. I would take minimum wage.
Aim a little higher?
I mean to get that I would need to make well over six figures to have all that.
And your employer would own you. You couldn’t afford to ever tell them “No”.
are you kidding. I would be able to save more than ever before and have an easier time leaving.
Sure, let me take a dump on your desk too.
It happens, sometimes, if you’re hiring someone to work in a remote location. Oil rig workers, say.
SCP 001 : 05 the Factory
Why not let children live in womb ?
in the key of G “and I sold my soul to the company stoooooooore”
Glad to see someone on the same page. I read the title and immediately thought SAINT PETER DONTCHA CALL ME 'CAUSE I CAN’T GOOOOOOO
Why not cut this slippery slope crap and just go straight to slavery?
Slaves are more expensive since you have to treat them as capital.
Only if they’re regulated. Or if salaried workers have any rights, since you could otherwise just conspire with other companies to push salaries down, ensuring
“free” slavescollaborating individual entrepreneurs are cheaperNah, you generally can depreciate capitalized assets /s
they stopped themselves from being literally The Onion just in time
I find it hard to believe he’d just table the idea at that point.
After the employees realise it’s just slaves
No, let them work from home.
That’s the idea.
When the office becomes the home, they are working from home.Do you want your office to be home?
No. I like having two different places for work stuff and not work stuff.
That’s what happened here. The mines gave apartments to the miners. The higher ups lived in better ones etc. Worked out well till the mines weren’t profitable anymore
well till
Water charges?
Nah, Europe isn’t as ducked as the US, the apartments just went to them and the city moved away from mining
Can I pay in company scrips?
