Now 'Ere’s What’s Shit
Now Ending: William Shatner
Can we get Huey Lewis’s take on this?
Nobody Enjoys Wet Socks
Why would you trust the Merriam Webster Brand account? Have you seen brand Twitter lately? Don’t trust the people behind these accounts, they’re only doing it for clicks.
The screenshot is from 2017 back before it wasnt a complete cesspool.
Never Eat Watermelons Soggy
i’ve been doing it wrong my entire life‽
I always thought it was a pluralisation of “new” as in what are the new things I should know about, or what are the “news”
yah that’s pretty much it, it comes from middle english newys which means “new things”
i’m now starting a movement to say “newies” instead of “news”
Newies sounds so much more fun, why did we change it to news :(
Australia didn’t yet exist
that feels like a slur for some reason
No that can’t be it
Well it should!
News is also a verb.
- “I newsed Sandy about the factory.”
- “I was newsing it up with Henry.”
You wish I was joking.
“I was newsing it up with Henry” sounds like an innuendo.
if it wasn’t before it is now
My favorite part is when the news yell “It’s newsing time!” and news all over the place
I can’t believe that the news stole morbius’ tag line
Every word can be versed is a core tenet of the english language. Just like Germans use more compound words and noun a lot of words.
And “No” stands for “Nicely Observed”.
I always thought it stood for Negative Objections
NO!
Thanks!
Not Enough Wild Shit
Lately I got my fill of wild shit, is there a way to change that?
No Elefant Were Safe 😲
SovCits furiously writing that down
Never Eat Wedded Shreat
Wedded, you say?
I can eat the unmarried ones though, right?
Backronym
Negative Ecology Weakens Sumerians
