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“Popehammer” sounds like the name of a Catholic Power Metal band…
I can’t offer you that, but that pope hammer does look awfully square.
That would be Wytch Hazel
The inventor of this method: „he was dead before I hit him. I was totally just checking with my medical hammer, you guys. Believe me.“
Everyone who wants a promotion, raise your hand! Keep them up if you believe my story!
Now that’s a reference
Nono, I remember this from JPII’s death. They yell his birth name 3 times into his room and then they use the hammer to smash his ring and seals. Dude was in a coma for a just long enough for us to hope for a Undead Pope -> Emperor on the Golden Throne situation.
Isn’t that what JD Vance did when he visited the pope, killing him?
Since the Trump administration thrives on falsifying news, can’t we go in the counter offensive by mass spreading JD Vance killed the pope? I think this would be so funny and his dumb fanbase might actually believe it and start to hate him for it.
Can anyone proof he did not Kill the pope?
Were you there? Talked to someone in person who was there?
If not, all the information you/i/we have got most likely delivered as a bunch of hackable pixels.
Just askin’ questions
You cannot prove a negative, so he did it.
it’s great work if you can get it.
Should hit him with a Klingon pain stick.
Glory to the Vatican house! Yesterday was a good day (for the Pope) to die!
reasonable precaution, if you also believe in spirits impregnating a woman who then birthed the son of god, everthings possible.
I want to believe this is real
iirc it was until the 19th or 20th century then…
It’s unclear. The Vatican denies it, but apparently weirder methods have been used to certify the passing of a pope before, so who knows.
Same. I had to look it up. In doing my deep research, I learned that they used an EKG on Jonny P II to confirm his expiration. That shit’s hilarious. It was someone’s job to EKG that OBVIOUSLY dead corpse, lol.
Eh, a lot of the time EMS will do the same thing on a corpse call. It’s one of those ‘dot your is and cross your ts’ things. I’ll give the JPdub EKG a pass.
A made-up factoid would have said seven hits with the hammer, so I guess this one is true.
Does a squirrel listen and determine good pope, bad pope?
It’s giving Midsommar
New DnD artifact dropped.
Holy hammer of Popeslaying.
This is like those warning labels. Someone had to really fuck up to get some of those warnings made. Makes me wonder about this hammer.
Oh, they did. Telling if someone was really dead was difficult until modern medicine figured it out in the last century or so. People got buried alive by unwitting village elders all the time.
You’d think it were unwitting village elders getting buried alive.
it was common enough that the “Safety Coffin” was invented to help deal with it. If you heard a bell ringing in the graveyard, someone was alive down there.
