Nick Adams (gender in name) is declaring that he is one step form communism. .
WTF are boneless wings?
One step above nuggets if you’re lucky. Nuggets in Buffalo sauce at cheaper places.
COUGH-Applebee’s-COUGH
It’s nice that they microwave your food for you.
GOTTEM!
But seriously, it’s like chicken wings, without the bones. I’d not seen them until I went to the USA years and years ago. Now I see them over here in the UK too. Couldn’t say when they arrived here for sure though.
some of them they cut the end of the wing out and they use pliers or something to pull out the bones
Apparently, deboning your meat before eating it is not “manly”. You have to chew the bones, like an “alpha wolf” or something.
I mean I admit, gnawing at the bones is part of the fun for me
I hereby crown you King Wing, the manliest of all people!
(This was supposed to be light-hearted, but I realized after reading it that it sounds like I’m mocking you…I promise I’m not).
Nah King Wing sounds badass, thanks
Yeah, I want to feel that bone in my mouth. Put that bone inside me, chicken. Let me suck the meat from your bone.
This comment brought to you by manly men who are straight and also not gay.
It’s small breaded chicken strips, fried, with a wings sauce.
Would you eat them if they were called “Buffalo Nuggets”? Sounds like poop to me. “Buffalo Tenders” isn’t much better, because it sounds like the nether regions of the buffalo. Chicken nuggets or chicken tenders are breaded and fried, because they are white meat and don’t have the skin of a wing. Then they are coated in buffalo wing sauce. The benefit is you can eat them whole and there’s no plate of gnawed bones leftover. You could even use a fork and keep your fingers clean.
Nick Adams seems to think that capitalists should eat with their hands and chew meat directly from the bones of an animal.
A few hours I got my first testosterone shot, I went to Buffalo Wild Wings and demolished some beer and wings. I had never enjoyed either before. The pipeline is backwards!
So we all become sexy with communism ?
Wait, what… what did the words say?
If alpha and beta were an actual thing, putting alpha male in parenthesis next to your name would be the most beta thing you could do, lol.
Nick Adams once said on Twitter that Alpha males never have to announce that they are Alpha males, with (Alpha male) right there in his name. For the longest time, I refused to believe he wasn’t a parody account. Then I looked into him, and the dude is 100% serious. Some people are just impossibly stupid.
This is the tweet I was thinking of, but while looking for it, I was reminded that he mentions his Alpha status all the fucking time.
“I am not Count Olaf,” Count Olaf insisted.
Alpha male is the easiest way a person can say they either had shitty parents or they ignored everything they were taught to be shitty all by themselves.
Is it gay to eat tenders?
Yes. It’s quite gay to have meat in your mouth and enjoy it.
Is it tender to eat gays?
I don’t know, ask Jeffery Dahmer.
Tenders - yes Tendies - no
I saw the original version only yesterday afternoon. How did this lose 1/4 of its height and gain a bust of Stalin in such a short time?
Meme accelerationism
Needs some photocopier burns to complete the process!
And lasers shooting out of Stalin’s eyes
I feel like it starts with Xitter and ends with Nazism and Pederastry. Also the guy has a pronoun in ()…
It’s the other way around.
X is a “if you build it, they will come” situation. They were already around, they were just too cowardly to come out of the woodwork into the open.
I feel like it starts with Xitter and ends with Nazism and Pederastry.
I got a good laugh out of this
I always say if you have to tell people, it’s probably not true.
“I’m not racist, but…” “I’m very smart” “I’m a nice guy”
I skipped right to boneless wings.
Anywhere between boneless wings and communism. Would smash.
If you have to tell people you’re an alpha male, then you’re not an alpha male.
I joke with my girlfriend all the time about how ‘I’M A MAN!’
Like yes, we get it - you are very insecure about the little guy in between your legs. Let’s get those trans kids some rights so you can get some testosterone replacement. It’s very easy, step one step two.
Wow, Communism has never looked so good.
Fellas, is it gay to want to fuck Stalin if he looks like the person at the end?
No, Stalin is our collective boipussy comrade.
Oh good, I thought for a minute I might be sent to the gulags.
