Donald Trump has continually insisted that deals over his tariffs are coming.
Donald Trump claimed Tuesday that the U.S. doesn’t “have to sign” any trade deals, inadvertently admitting that his administration hasn’t made any progress during the 90-day pause on his disastrous tariffs.
During a tense meeting to discuss tariffs with Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney, the president attempted to move the goal posts on actually completing any agreements with foreign countries.
“Everyone says, ‘When, when, when, are you going to sign deals?’ We don’t have to sign deals!” Trump said.
Wherever he appears, everyone should just break out in laughter.
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If you are aiming for offensive, “Dotard” is a (far) better word and it’s not actually as derogatory as it sounds. In fact, it’s perfectly cromulent and accurate.
- an old person, especially one who has become physically weak or whose mental faculties have declined.
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oh you mean Donald Trump is full of shit like always?
Holding all the cards but his casinos are gone.
"We don’t have to sign deals!” Trump said.
Why even bother signing a deal that everyone knows you’re going to break
Last month, Trump claimed to have already struck 200 trade agreements with foreign countries, a remark so outlandish it sent members of his administration scrambling to make it make sense. (There are also only 195 countries in the world.)
The vile foreigner swine must have pulled out of all of them over the past month.
Those are some very responsive penguins.
I would say this guy this is dumber than a bag of hammers but that would be an insult to the bag of hammers.
In the hands of Trump, a hammer is corrupted beyond redemption.
At least hammers have a use.
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New AI hammers will auto balance and ‘help’ you aim mid-swing.
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Jesus. You really chose to swing for the fences and bludgeoned a grandmother to death instead.
It’ll be 2000 by tomorrow!
Wake me when it’s over 9000.
Ooh, in that case we still have time to party like it’s 1999
Who is going to sign the first deal with a President who’s famous for backing down? I
He’s the best at backing down. The biggest and most beautiful backdowns. When he backs down everyone claps.
Trump: we’ve made over 200 trade deals
Everyone: with who?
Trump: she goes to another school
She lives in Canada. Wait, not that Canada…
The Cañada that Carlton and Will visited?
It’s funny he is so stupid he can’t even tell a plausible lie! Because he has to exaggerate beyond what’s even possible.
https://www.worldometers.info/geography/how-many-countries-are-there-in-the-world/
Countries in the world: 195
So surprise surprise the actual number is zero. 🤣🤣🤣
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Yes that is true, but if you make them in such a short time, that he had made 200 of them in a month, wouldn’t it be extremely unlikely to be multiple separate trade deals per country?
Even if he made deals with half the countries on earth, he would need more than 2 deals on average per country!
Aand this should have happened in less than a month, so he should have made on average almost 7 deals per day!! Completely disregarding that trade deals generally are complex and usually take months and even years to negotiate!The point was that the lie is absurd, and that’s not even debatable.
I know it’s tough to tell, but he is actually lying out his face
Probably just one trade deal for each penguin
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That could be it, one for each item they plan to trade.
“He never said they were Earthly nations. He’s making deals with nations across the galactic empire!” - One of Trump’s 20 billion supporters.
Sorry my bad, that’s actually pretty cool. 😜
Never a good thing to surround yourself with the fellationati
When you can’t tell a good lie from a plastic nod-and-smile lie, your brain porridge starts to congeal a little too fast
The real play was the insider trading
How many MAGA folks will ever see this? Probably very few. And most of those few will dismiss it without a second thought.
He wanted to nuke a hurricane and americans still voted for him.
I wish he did so people would realize how much of an idiot he is. But then again, this is Maga.
Hey now, he eventually back pedaled and successfully redirected the hurricane by using just a sharpie.
Amazed he didn’t try and nuke COVID-19.
Oh man! No shit?!? He had me totally fooled!
Emperor has no clothes. Nazis don’t care.
Dday part 2 coming soon.
The emperor has no class
While that might be true, Behold! Two royal bellybuttons!
If there’s one emperor you absolutely want to wear clothes, it’s trump.
If us Americans survive all this…
Well, here’s your hyberbolic hypothetical argument for euthanasia… realized as an actual case study.
He also brought in 9, maybe even 10 trillion dollars to the US! No other president has even brought in 1 trillion! Did you know that?
I really wish the camera didn’t keep focusing on Trump, I wanted to see Carney’s reactions throughout.
most of the countries right now are already working around the tariffs, once its done , if trump decides to rescind all the tariffs, most of it wont come back every, or at leas it will be so minimal that it wont affect anything.
Trump is full of shit. As usual.
He is a pile of shit in a trench-coat
