• Pnut@lemm.ee
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    Southern Baptists must have the highest rate of homosexuality in the world. It’s all they talk about. They throw it in with absolutely everything. “Do you guys want to order a pizza and end homosexuality?” “What movie did you want to watch while we think about homosexuality?” “We’re going to Aruba this summer and we’re going to think about homosexuality”

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    27 days ago

    Please spend all your time on sports betting. Let Them Fight. Let those two rapacious vile Industries go after each other.

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      27 days ago

      We all generally let them because we don’t like confronting people in public spaces because everyone is too insecure about social perception.

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    That stance against sports betting annoys me so much, because that means I can’t just look at everything they stand for and say I want the opposite.

    • Cid Vicious@sh.itjust.works
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      Yeah, predatory ads for gambling really drive me crazy. Although I’d say my reasoning for being against it is pretty different from the Baptists.

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    Who cares? Protestants are heretics who will burn in hell anyway. Because god hates them. Not that I’d give a fuck but it seems they do. 😁

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    The Southern Baptist Church is a Satanic cult. If your religion leads you to hate, you are not worshiping God, you’re worshiping the Devil. They’re devil worshipers, the whole lot of them.

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      27 days ago

      Their god killed everyone who wasn’t on the Ark. It’s not them doing religion wrong; it’s a severe case of religion.

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    28 days ago

    Baptist like to pick people who drank, did drugs and slept around to teach sunday school. This is no joke. They get some ‘reformed’ asshole with questionable decision making skills to instruct children and warn them of the dangers of having a good time.

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    Oh, cool! As a willfully childless person (even though I live with my partner and we have the necessary bits to try for children), I finally get to be one of the cool groups being ostracized by these stupid religious nuts. Hey Queer people! We get to hang out! Let’s party!

    (I’ve been watching porn the whole time. Just let me have my moment feeling special.)

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    I’ve never know a happy Southern Baptist. I’m not interested in being as miserable as them.

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      Do you know the best way to keep a Southern Baptist from drinking all of your beer on your fishing trip? Invite a second Southern Baptist.

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      The Southern Baptist only exist because the other Baptists were against slavery. Fuck every single one of them.

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      The only Southern Baptists I know were really into demonstrative shows of family unity at church, but would frequently get into massive screaming matches where they’d kick their teenage kids out of the house. They’re divorced now.

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      Thanks for quoting this. It makes way more sense than the way I first read the headline as “Willful childishness.”

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      Lol, you don’t have to be celibate to be willfully childless. I have plenty of friends that got the snip/knot before having a kid because they don’t want one. And they are some of the sluttiest motherfuckers I know (and they’d take that as the compliment it was).