As someone who left the Southern Baptist cult as soon as my brain developed, this is nothing new.
Southern Baptists must have the highest rate of homosexuality in the world. It’s all they talk about. They throw it in with absolutely everything. “Do you guys want to order a pizza and end homosexuality?” “What movie did you want to watch while we think about homosexuality?” “We’re going to Aruba this summer and we’re going to think about homosexuality”
thier trans obsession, must because they all love watch trans porn.
Please spend all your time on sports betting. Let Them Fight. Let those two rapacious vile Industries go after each other.
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Can these fucking Christian extremists stop ruining everyone else’s lives
Inscribed on their swords and shields are “Won’t somebody please think of the children!”
We all generally let them because we don’t like confronting people in public spaces because everyone is too insecure about social perception.
Broken clock, yadda yadda…
I don’t think that phrase means what you think it means
I know what I’m about.
the sports gambling is getting out of hand, yeah
hey, I target porn too! Lots and lots of porn!
That stance against sports betting annoys me so much, because that means I can’t just look at everything they stand for and say I want the opposite.
Yeah, predatory ads for gambling really drive me crazy. Although I’d say my reasoning for being against it is pretty different from the Baptists.
Who cares? Protestants are heretics who will burn in hell anyway. Because god hates them. Not that I’d give a fuck but it seems they do. 😁
Damn Christians, they ruined Christianity!
The Southern Baptist Church is a Satanic cult. If your religion leads you to hate, you are not worshiping God, you’re worshiping the Devil. They’re devil worshipers, the whole lot of them.
Nah, the devil is chill. They’re a Christian cult.
Their god killed everyone who wasn’t on the Ark. It’s not them doing religion wrong; it’s a severe case of religion.
I’m so tired of religious extremists trying to force their shitty Puritanical views on the whole world.
Fleeing “religious persecution” in Europe, as they called it.
And since Blue States contribute more to taxes than they take, and vice versa for red, we are literally funding them dragging us back to the dark ages.
Then I call for a national ceasefunding of blue states to red states.
Baptist like to pick people who drank, did drugs and slept around to teach sunday school. This is no joke. They get some ‘reformed’ asshole with questionable decision making skills to instruct children and warn them of the dangers of having a good time.
Oh, cool! As a willfully childless person (even though I live with my partner and we have the necessary bits to try for children), I finally get to be one of the cool groups being ostracized by these stupid religious nuts. Hey Queer people! We get to hang out! Let’s party!
(I’ve been watching porn the whole time. Just let me have my moment feeling special.)
I’ve never know a happy Southern Baptist. I’m not interested in being as miserable as them.
Do you know the best way to keep a Southern Baptist from drinking all of your beer on your fishing trip? Invite a second Southern Baptist.
Heh, heard that one with Mormon instead
Cheerful Baptist, really. I think its on accounta all the soda.
The Southern Baptist only exist because the other Baptists were against slavery. Fuck every single one of them.
The only Southern Baptists I know were really into demonstrative shows of family unity at church, but would frequently get into massive screaming matches where they’d kick their teenage kids out of the house. They’re divorced now.
“Willful childlessness?” Is that like the opposite of incel? Volcel?
It means getting an abortion when your pastor rapes you.
Thanks for quoting this. It makes way more sense than the way I first read the headline as “Willful childishness.”
Lol, you don’t have to be celibate to be willfully childless. I have plenty of friends that got the snip/knot before having a kid because they don’t want one. And they are some of the sluttiest motherfuckers I know (and they’d take that as the compliment it was).
The snip was the best money I ever spent. I wear condoms because I don’t want a disease, but one thing I ain’t worried about is getting someone pregnant.
Same, though the nice thing about being in a (largish) polycule is that someone gets tested every few months
Slutty childless polycule club represent!
Did it in my mid 20s before it was all the rage. Couldn’t be happier.