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Can’t imagine how bad the smell is every time the door was opened
A pickle? Close to turn sentient?
Pickle Rick?
I’d be nice to it. Just in case.
I don’t think bisecting it counts as “nice”
He’ll be the first to die when pickles take over.
I thought it was a teratoma at first but pickle is much more likely.
Chicken cordon bl-eww.
If he eats it he will start a zombie apocalypse
An old oyster? Time to bleach everything that’s been near.
This seems most likely
twas my mistake to browse this site whilst eating
Looks gross, but actually tastes way worse than you would think.
Internet says it’s a lash egg
Pickled avocado?
It’s a Ganymede Rock Lobster
It looks like the spongebob-health-inspector-nasty-krabby-patty equivalent of an avocado. Probably rotted, tried to sprout, died, and rotted again.
Somehow this makes sense to me.
Fuck, flag as NSFW next time
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously
masturbatingvomiting. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “callthe policean ambulance”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of menmasturbatingvomiting together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.Hell of a coincidence
Sir, that is a kidney.
Keeping it fresh in the fridge for trafficking.
Ich hol’ schon mal den Flammenwerfer.
HAAAAAANS
Hans hat heute frei.
