Because this guy has the funniest name ever 💀

  • zlatiah@lemmy.world
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    28 days ago

    Jokes on me there are close to a hundred million people with the same last name as me, I’m not changing

  • Goldholz @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    29 days ago

    My surname in my area is already associated with really bad things. So yes i am thinking on changing it. It is just hard in my country

  • shalafi@lemmy.world
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    28 days ago

    The were 4 other guys in my high school with my name. So no, can’t see bothering to change it.

  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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    28 days ago

    I have an extraordinarily rare last name combined with an extraordinarily rare first name, I’m literally the only person who has ever had my full name in the entire history of humanity, I’m keeping it.

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    28 days ago

    My last name is limited to my 5 closest relatives. This is due to a bizarre misspelling 3 generations back followed by mostly female descendants.

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        28 days ago

        Yeah. I’d like to be able to, but this isn’t the kind of society where my opinions should be matched to my body.

        I can tell you that the original was Sicilian.

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      28 days ago

      Have you searched for the name outside your family line? I know you said misspelling but my last name is rare because it was made up by immigration on Ellis Island: they couldn’t understand my ancestor so decided “close enough”. Same thing as a rare misspelling.

      Before the internet, we knew of one unrelated person with the same last name but only because he was he was geographically close enough to be in a neighboring phone book. When someone took my Gmail (identical first initial, last name) it was a relative. Now with the internet and person search we’ve found a handful, but only a handful

      • Xaphanos@lemmy.world
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        28 days ago

        Yes.

        It was changed when my 7-year-old great grandfather was sent to school with the dozens of other immigrants from the tenement building. He spoke his name, the German school administrator wrote what he heard, and that was it.

        There are 2 other super-similar names that I assume are related, but without DNA, I can’t prove it. I am the family genealogist, so I’m never done researching.

      • Cheems@lemmy.world
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        28 days ago

        If you’re just changing your name without getting married there’s a lot of paperwork, you have to stand in front of a judge, then you have to change all your banking information and everything else that had your previous name on it. And so help you god if you lose that paperwork that says you changed your name if you happen to need it years later it’s a huge issue. It’s a lot of work to change your name.

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            28 days ago

            Apparently when getting married it isn’t quite as easy as I was thinking. But depending on your country it might be slightly easier

        • imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          28 days ago

          I did change my surname late in high school. Maybe it is cause of my country, bur yhat was not so easy. I just wrote a letter to the birth certificate register with a good reason to do so. Once they replied with “you’re good to go” I just wen to the passport issuer with that mail and changed my name. What happens next is the problem - change name in all instances - school, work, license, bank and so on.

          When I was younger and less involved in this world, it was quick. Today, with all the subscriptions, payments and registrations - screw that. Too much effort.

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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    29 days ago

    In this age? Change your name anyways. Humans are stupid. Just having a name that is novel is exceptionally valuable, like William Beaver, Maximus Watts, or Richard Rockefeller.