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future_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Toddler Lawyer

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Toddler Lawyer

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future_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Defense Councel:

    Objection, lacks foundation, irrelevant line of questions, this line of questioning will soon call for speculation.

    Judge: Sustained.

    Prosecutory Counsel: Why?

    Judge: Don’t make me hold you in contempt Mr. Toddler.

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      Why?

      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.zip
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        Bailiff, escort Mr. Toddler out, muzzle him if necessary.

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    Why?

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    • bach37strad @lemmy.world
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      Something something mitochondria

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    “I don’t know”

    “why”

    “because it is not possible to know everything”

    “why”

    (infinite loop until toddler needs nap.)

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      “Look kid, you’ve pretty much reached philosophical bedrock here and you’re going to need better questions to get better answers. Now go the fuck to sleep.”

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        Why?

        • thebestaquaman@lemmy.world
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          See answer N-1.

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      (infinite loop until toddler needs nap.)

      “The prosecution rests, Your Honor.”

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      Pssshhhh, more like until I take a nap.

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    I was this way, and then being an undiagnosed autistic 3yo plus 1 too many mild chastisings from my parents made me shy from talking for years. Engage them with a thought provoking flip of the question. “Why do you think food gives us energy?”

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      A quick thought-provoking because is all I got.

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      I don’t think you’re allowed to do that in court, though.

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    Somehow my children skipped this phase

    • fahfahfahfahA
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      Yeah none of mine ever did this except MAYBE once or twice after toddlerhood, specifically to annoy me because they knew it was a thing

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        I was definitely this kid. My mom still teases me about it.

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          Plot twist, you’re 36.

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            I’m 42…

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              Yatzee!

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              The answer to life the universe and everything

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                Yeah, I could tell you, but you won’t like what you hear.

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      My oldest never hit this, but the younger one who is currently 3 basically matches this comic exactly

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      Why?

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      More entertainment up options now.

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    Isn’t he so cute and itty-bitty in that over sized coat just makes you wanna prosecute whoever he says.

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    I often think I should offer the services of my toddler out for terrorist interrogations.

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    Why what?

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