I had been in the US for a few weeks last summer, it felt like this.
Don’t forget to tip!
Everywhere wants a tip. It’s insane to me.
Every time I go to the US, it feels like you’re expected to tip pretty much every one you interact with. It gets old so fast.
Stop interacting with people.
A breath of fresh air is about 2200 USD so that’s actually cheap
Oh you don’t mean the bottle?
https://us.houseofhazelwood.com/products/a-breath-of-fresh-air
If it is per actual air, it’s about 2 cents per breath, cheap as hell
And those who don’t pay should be terminated! #pro-life #freedom #patriot #jesus
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Almost had him. Forgot they’re immune to
jedi mind trickstelepathy.*dabo
Wouldn’t be so bad if I had lots of 70 dollars to give.
Spend!
No wage, only spend!
Hoard!
No spend, only hoard.
Why we have it so 1 peoples has all moneys and lots peoples has no money? Why again? How’s that good for peoples?
Stay there! You won’t find such a cheap place ever again!
I had to call Kaiser the other day to get a doctors note for work. Two second call where the guy asked me what I needed. I told him I needed a doctors note for stomach issues. No follow up questions. No medical advice. No attempt to find out what was going on or anything. Made up a doctors note for me and sent it to my inbox.
Two weeks later I get a $185 bill for “visiting their facilities”.
Imagine a guy with lots of money taking a job and getting a doctors note daily just to fuck with the place, and when they fire him he successfully sues them so they have to keep him on even though he never actually clocks in for any reason.
Ah man, that’d be funny.
When I feel a little sick in the morning, I text my boss from the bed, turn off the alarms and sleep all day. Finland.
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We have to stop depending on clumbsy corporate everything, local systems should be making all this inflation much slower.
b-b-but allowing each sector of the economy to coalesce into one giant corporation’s ownership is… (pulls MBA notes out of ass)… the MoSt EfFiCiEnT UsE oF cApItAl!!
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And that’s why I only leave the house to find food
Food costs quadruple
Housing costs double before you get home
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Why It’s So Hard To Imagine Life After Capitalism by Second Thought
I’m reading a book by Philip K. Dick (“Ubik”), where everything in the fictional future is coin operated: doors, toasters, showers, everything.
Feels like he either predicted this world we live in, or caused it.
Amazing book, btw. Like one long fever dream.
I’m like 3/4 of the way through it and yes. I’m surprised at all the turns it’s taken already and just how floaty the characters are. Probably a lot of parallels with how I understand the author’s life got in the 60s. ☮
If you think that’s amazing there was this guy in the mid 1800s that was a penpal of president Lincoln that predicted the hell we currently live in.
Who was that? Or any more details? I’m intrigued!
Edit: do you just mean marx? That’s less intriguing, not wrong, but less intriguing.
as with any source of insight from the 1800s,
It was Marx
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