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As if pizza normally didn’t upset my stomach enough
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The kiwizza isn’t real, it can’t hurt you
I don’t personally care for pineapple on pizza but I would eat the hell out of this. It looks delicious.
There are also people putting grapes on pizza. Any feeling about that?
only if theyre sliced like olives… to maintain integrity. from a taste perspective… directly to jail. no trial required.
I think it’s kinda dumb, much like putting whole little tomatoes on a pizza It’s hard to get topping consistency from bite to bite and they’re likely to roll off.
Taste wise, everyone’s different, I’m not going to judge in that aspect.
No, now I have 2 enemies.
Put some pepperoni on it and we got a deal.
I would eat the shit out of that
for fucks sake, just let people enjoy their damn food. This existing doesn’t affect you. You can just, not eat it.
Heresy!!! The pineapples were a gateway to this abomination, and I know exactly the despair that follows… banging sheboys.
For fucks sake. Just let people enjoy some jokes and mock rivalry
I don’t know if you know this, but the pineapple pizza thing is a trans allegory. I didn’t decide that, it just is. Making jokes at the expense of a persecuted minority is not ok. Good comedy punches up, not down. My bad for forgetting again that internet communities don’t do subtlety.
Yup, and joke about it for fun.
Blasphemy
If we’re talking pizzas that haven’t been made, but probably should.
Ham and apple. The apple should be added cold after the pizza is taken out from the oven. Never seen it done, but it should work.
There are lots of recipes online for pizzas with different kinds of fruit and meat. Pear with prosciutto and blue cheese is really good.
Ooh, I like… I think you might want to add some sharp cheddar.
Midwesterner spotted.
Well, why don’t you go and try it yourself before getting others involved?
Why don’t you join the fun instead? Gimmie a pizza suggestion instead of this weak lambasting.
How about I give you a pizza this
Aardvark fist on pizza it is. I’ll try anything twice.
Never had a kiwi that has been cooked. But tbh I would probably at least give it a try if someone made it.
They’re insanely tasty. Cook carefully on a nonstick pan and caramelize with a little bit of sugar and it’s unreal. I’ve put it on French Vanilla ice cream with the chocolate sauce that turns into a shell, and I would literally punch babies if I could eat that every day without getting mega fat and having a heart attack
Only got cast iron pans, nothing with PTFE.
Clearly written by a non-pineapple eater, can’t fathom that they just gave us pineapple eaters inspiration
I’d rather have the bird or the people
A pizza place here makes spaghetti pizza, yup like a 1/2" layer of spaghetti(with sauce) under the cheese…
It’s not very good :/
This is worse than the Mac and cheese pizza and twice as confusing.
A place near me does this. It’s the worst. The spaghetti is chewy because it’s dehydrated from being grilled.
Spaghetti belongs in a taco, not a pizza.
… dad?
But, now hear me out… What if the spaghetti taco is then placed on a pizza?
Taco Town!
