Take the card with you make copies and dump them around the entrance to the restaurant. Do this for a while. Don’t get caught. Its littering ya know.
And what happened after you were asked to leave?
We pretty much went straight home.
Mrs Simpson, let me remind you, you are under oath.
We drove around all night looking for another all you can eat fish buffet.
And when you couldn’t find one…?
We went fishing.
Does this sound like a man who had all he could eat?
Lionel Hutz was a great character. RIP Phil Hartman.
RIP Phil
Fuck Andy Dick
Easy, just put a wig on and keep eating.
Wait until they’re not looking to put on the wig. Otherwise it’s kinda a bit weird.
they’re looking at each other like “wait, what card did you give him?”
Assert your dominance, put the wig on while maintaining eye contact with the owner
Oh. I’m making a scene. A scene covered in gravy, and a side of soft serve ice cream and sprinkles. Lots of sprinkles.
what is the charge?? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal??
I see that you know your judo well.
HANDS OFF MY PENIS
The way he delivered that line was Oscar worthy.
Truly, every line in the clip is delivered with the bravado and conviction of an experienced thespian.
“Gentlemen, this is democrrracy manifest!”
This is the bloke that got me on the penis befoaaa.
“Ooh, that’s a nice headlock sir! Ahhh, yes, I see that you know your judo well.”
“And you sir! Are you waiting to recieve my limp penis?”
This interview was three years ago. I sincerely hope he is in good health and has many more succulent meals in his future.
Unfortunately he’s passed away.
But his memory will always live on in our penises.
I dunno, apparently he admired Hitler and nazism (according to Wikipedia)
I had never heard of Democracy Manifest before coming to lemmy. I am loving this subculture in strad of reddit’s
Link for anyone like me who’s one of today’s lucky 10,000
what was this part of? did they reeact the whole thing?
It’s AI
Unpopular opinion ai slop can be good
I aspire to be like Dilbert’s father and just live in a an all-you-can-eat buffet because if I never leave, I can eat forever.
god that short lived series was hilarious. very unfortunate that the creator turned out to be a proper cunt.
He always was a talentless cunt.
I just wanna be called “sir” without it being followed by “you’re making a scene.”
I heard they shaved a gorilla.
What is the crime? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
This. Is. Democracy. Manifest!
Ahh yes, I see you know your Judo well… Good one.
GET your HAND off my PENISSSSS!
I’m trying to read this in any other voice but I can’t
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man who had all he could eat?
Ah shit I fumbled the quote
Democracy manifest!
My mother was 100 lbs soaking wet, but MAN could she eat. There was a steamed shrimp buffet on the other side of the city.
Family rules: We were there for shrimp, if you a little salad that’s ok, but stay away from the bread and the desserts, you can get those anywhere. You’d best eat at least three plates full
We’d eat and eat and eat and eat, then take a little break, then eat some more. Mom was skinny; dad was normal-sized, and I was a little chubby. OMG did we put away some shrimp.
