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Anon just moved too quickly. Avoid impatience when you’re doing important work like this, or else you’ll squander months of effort.
You’re supposed to shoot yourself in the foot.
He took this old skeptic joke and ran with it.
I thought this meme was made because of this post? I’ve certainly seen an older greentext of the same shit.
I saw it pre-gamergate (pre-elevatorgate even)) in skeptic groups, making fun of “immune strenghtening exercises”, meaning you expose yourself to germs on purpose and it was supposed to boost your immune system in the long run, not needing vaccines at all.
Vaccines are immune strengthening exercises …
“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.”
getting outraged over this nonsense says so much more about you than it does about OOP having a giggle.
I think the top picture is a banana with brown spots on it. And the bottom picture has the most obscene lighting I’ve ever seen.
Darwin was right
Reminds me of this:
God that’s so fucking awesome lol, what a hero
*an hero
Haha no
The fuck, man?
He’d get faster results from eating really old watches.
Nah he’d probably just lose all his teeth and bones if he did that
Imagine his embarrassment when the charcoal just neutralizes all the toxic mountain dew and energy drinks in his guts, his ulcers heal, digestion improves and he feels better with more energy and then decides to go out and take up surfing, where he meets a nice girl on the beach and they hit it off and eventually get married and raise a bunch of kids, then BAM outta nowhere, 27 years later, hit by a truck.
A tale as old as time
remember to guarnish the pizza in red 40
What is QT3.14?
Cutie Pi
Wauw
Cutie pie
This one answer is serious and true, just heads up.
QuickTime 3.14. it’s a really old media player from 1998. Unfortunately, I don’t think version 3.14 specifically ever actually came out. We’ll never really know what it would have been able to do because 4.0 came out instead. So I can see the appeal for him. Trying to use a 27 year old outdated media player that doesn’t actually exist is a lot like repeatedly shooting yourself in the leg.
3.14 is pi
Actually it’s 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199561121290219608640344181598136297747713099605187072113499999983729780499510597317328160963185950244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989 and continuing
I would love for someone to check and see if you deliberately changed one digit to fuck with us
Nah, I would never!
Or would I…
Nah, nah, of course not…
Right?
Right?
You missed the sixth 3.
My mom always said I was a failure
eh, it’s close enough. I only know up to 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 by heart.
I know it all the way to the end but it takes forever to write it out.
3.14% of sailors are pi-rates
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About 1.15e/4 gallons. Its a common volume in the united states.
I wonder what skin would be comparable to if it was even bullet resistant, I’m guessing rhino hide would be the closest real world thing
or a croc
Edit:
The Bulletproof List
Edit 2:
But, now seriously - the only bulletproof animal is Roger, the Kangaroo
He just needs to look at the Bullet, for it to fly straight back to the barrel
I think Roger just stole my girl by looking at her.
Roger doesn’t do push ups, he pushes the earth down
There was the karmadillo story https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-33748027
They don’t dig the bullets out usually because it causes more damage for no reason. Stop believing everything you read someone say on 4chan.
Sure, but it could just as well have been dangerous to leave in. You must have serious issues to post on 4chan, so I’d say this story is at least plausible.
It’s likely artificial and homosexual.
A magical place
Fake : OP had some skin condition and took some pic of his leg, then just took a pic of the same leg wrapped up in something
Gay : OP admits to getting penetrated
These glimpses into the world of the stupid and mentally ill are as fascinating as they are disturbing.
Bro, did you not hear? One of the nurses was a QT3.14, he didn’t get her digits, and she probably thinks he’s highly regarded, but he saw her. Surely that counts for something
he’s just like me fr
She’s in Canada, you wouldn’t know her.
she thinks he’s highly re
gtardedThat’s the joke
Regards
Wouldn’t you feel like a fool if’n this guy figured out the secret and was out there taking 50 cal rounds to the face.
I think he doesn’t need a 50cal round to the face as his brain is already damaged enough.
If you take a 50 cal round to the face and walk away from it with only brain damage, you should enter the lottery
Phineas Gage would disagree
The writing is too coherent, it’s 4chan stupid role play.
Which is still a sign of some mental illness, I’m sure.
This is why democracy is doomed to failure.
Democracy? We don’t directly vote to choose our own way through life. We elect “representatives”.
what’s the alternative? I’m actually curious
I guess nobody’s heard of anarchy
Dictatorship, duh
The D or the D, you pick
A good education system with good funding.
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Either you don’t get it or you’re being intentionally obtuse.
Education is kind of required for a democracy to function effectively in this new age of global communication. Where previously every village had an idiot, now every idiot has a village, And without good education and good critical thinking, this is an expanding and compounding problem.
As such, democracy is doomed and societies that are spiraling will continue to spiral until whatever else forms, forms
I’m guessing some sort of dystopian oligarchy, since society’s in this state seem to be incapable of not handing over land wealth, power and decision-making control to just a few wealthy individuals.
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algocracy could work, having tons of automated systems in the decision making process.
doesnt have to be ai, and there could be people involved too, but more machines isnt a bad idea
Dangerous people are identified as a young age and are placed in a virtual reality where they can do no harm and live out their narcissists fantasies, and we don’t have to deal with them.
how do you define dangerous? what’s the cut off point? is stealing a water bottle from a homeless person the same as tealing it from walmart? same item technically
IMO its not about the item, but the intent. I know we’re getting into hypotheticals and rhetoricals, but IMO, the line is doing anything that causes harm to another living being without feeling remorse.
Stealing a water bottle from a megacorp doesn’t harm anybody. Stealing a water bottle from a homeless person can mean life or death.
You’re way too overthinking this.
And use nanomachines to control the people!
???
Why is the nurse still on Qt 3.14?
It was the last one that was pure c++, before they started playing around with all this QML stuff
Because she’s not a full gallon.
Technical debt; qt update in not a business priority and therefore not included in the KPIs
He should get her number to help her update. She’d probably be grateful.
What an idiot. Everyone knows you can make yourself invulnerable to bullets with blessed magic amulets available on the internet.
