What is it with Mormons and the name Becca? If I count all the Mormon Beccas I’ve met, then counted this girl, she wouldn’t even be on counted on my hands.
Rebecca is a beautiful name IMO, but it’s jewish (like etymologically) right?
Idk if any of them have had the full name, just lots of Beccas. You’ll also note that any Hebrew name that also appears in the old testament (Noah in particular) are popular Christian names.
A yeah that’s…weird. “Becca” is like shorthand IMO.
Ya, also christian names for sure.
Yeah, it’s from the Torah or Old Testament and is the name of Isaac’s wife. The name itself comes from the Hebrew for “to tie firmly” or “to bind.”
The name itself comes from the Hebrew for “to tie firmly” or “to bind.”
That explains a lot about the Rebecca I used to know.
Nah. They’re shopping for a third.
More specifically, a handmaid.
What type of… handjobs?
It’s not a sin if you keep your grip still while a third bounces on the bed.
The classic Provo soak+jump hump
The kind of jobs where you use your hands to do all of their housework for them for free while bearing the husband’s children.
…may the lord open
Blessed be the fruit.
Nah, they’re Mormons. They’re actually this crazy
I’m willing to go to church on her, not interested in the guy though
Give him a chance. He just wants to watch.
Fine by me, I’ll teach him a few things like finding the clitoris
OK but that’s not her name.
As long as you only soak it, he won’t be able to object.
Look, we’re all looking for a unicorn. This seems like one of the least effective ways to do it.
Counterpoint: Unicorns famously love virgins
Ah yes because Jesus was known for his condescending, judgmental attitudes against others.
Is Jesus God? Because God had some pretty shitty things to say about women and gay folk. 🤷♂️
That’s the thing about Jesus. He was sent to earth to finally be nice to humans by his vengeful, controlling father, as a gesture of reconciliation.
God sounds like a massive piece of shit.
Women must be subservient to men! Stone the gays! You can own human beings as property!
JK! LOL Here’s my son, you can torture him to death in a horrific fashion, so we’re cool, right?
No man… We’re pretty damn far from cool…
Yeah but kids are often more progressive than the parents
The Old Testament, to me at least, is essentially worthless. It has likely been mistranslated and misinterpreted over the many, many centuries of its existence to the point where its original meaning (if it had any in the first place) is gone.
The NT is at least more readable and contains quite a bit of wisdom. Message is pretty simple: essentially, love and forgive others. Which we could all do more of, especially in this day and age.
What I don’t necessarily agree with is needing obedience to a central dogma or organized religion…I think the only thing that matters is how you live your life and treat others. Doesn’t matter the religion, or lack of religion. We are all equal.
Paul kind of fucked any positivity in the New Testament
that would be an ecumenical matter
How right you are, Father. How right you are!
No thanks, Satan gave me a good deal for mine.
JOIN US
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Talisien’s take on being a Rod Serling stand in was peak.
100%. Taliesin is a true joy to behold in every single regard. Love that man.
I was not prepared for that camera pan
It’s definitely jarring, and it’s uncommon for a gif.
GOBBLE GOBBLE? What is wrong with these subtitles. GABBA GABBA WE ACCEPT YOU! ONE OF US!
Sorry. It’s the best I could find on short notice. I thought it was “Gooble gobble.”
Becca and Spencer and some faint gray streaks on white background.
Spencer definitely wants to film his wife being nailed by another man
Maybe Spencer wants her to film him getting the nailing
hey bi switch vers people exist yannow
That’s fine…but Spencer’s wife is probably in the dark. Because he doesn’t accept himself
He wants to be the one to jump on the bed.
We can only assume that if soaking isn’t premarital sex, then it can’t be extramarital sex either.
Good for Spencer.
Don’t we all?
*this is a real offer to cum with us!!
With Jesus’ little extra
They both have different right and left hand. It’s creepy as fuck.
what
look how her right wrist is unnaturally curved to hold him and the proportions where their arms are if they are the same length ? It’s photoshop.
That’s how wrists work. It’s just a picture of 2 people holding each other.
Put your wrist in this angle and see how pleasant it is.
Feels good. Here’s a tutorial so you can practice. https://youtu.be/HaWASHJv7Ks
Here’s tutorial how to prepare shit so it’s tasty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
👁️👁️ That’s the Rick Astley URL
I get AI vibes tbh. This may just a fake account for comedy.
The meme is at least 4 years old. It’s not AI. Obviously it’s a joke account https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/qkkshh/becca_and_spencer_into_that_holey_tinder_scene/
Would. Both of them.
The only correct response
“Come with us”
If you are young enough, church and tinder end up serving the same use so the concept isn’t that crazy.
If I saw this in the wild, I’d immediately hire the most attractive single person I could find to reply to this ad, go to church with them, and low-key try to have sex with either/both of them on the side
I’ve found Bible Satan.
If that’s me, I hope it pays better than my current job…
I’ll go to your church, you come to my orgy. Fair is fair, right?
Joseph Smith: “No need to make them exclusive.”
Oh sweet summer child.
The church IS the orgy. Now here, have some Kool aid, we’re going to see the face of God together.
Liar, this is Flavor Aid.
I’d love an orgy, but not with little boys.
I’ll pass.
Imagine the uproar if you went to a church and said “you’re so prudish, you need to fuck more, come to Tinder.”
