Call me crazy but, being lustfull (assuming the reason to go there is for increasing some fictional heterosexual stats) isnt like a fucking capital sin?
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Nono, it’s true! Read it in the Bible myself!
“And on the 8th day, God said: ‘Go forth and preach my word while surrounded by tiddies! Also, like, get yourself a steak or smth while you’re there.’”
In 2005, as Deputy Mayor, Adams put forward a motion to ban pigeons from the Municipality of Ashfield due to fears of the bird flu, but failed to explain how this plan would be implemented.[9][12]
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Is hooters the goth ihop? Used to be Denny’s was the goth ihop.
Is there an emo waffle house?
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I didn’t know waffle house banned steak knives, yet somehow that doesn’t surprise me at all.
I’m not into big boobs, so hooters never really appealed to me.
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I’m pretty sure waffle house is Dennys for perverts
Anyone who says they are a alpha male are really some loser cuck.
This is the boneless wings/gender pronouns to communism pipeline guy.
this is how i learn he’s NOT satire?
there was a whole article interviewing him and trying to answer for sure and it felt inconclusive and my take is that it started as a bit but worked too well within his Manosphere grift circles and dude is a sociopath so he just went with it
I’m as disappointed as you are.
As am I
how tf do y’all keep up with this lore
Right? This tweet feels like it should be straightforward to parse, but the only thing I’ve got is the whole “M&Ms are woke because they made the green one less sexy” kerfuffle from.a few years back.
Hooters being on the same team as the Bible has me scratching my head!
Nice memory on the stupid M&M thing! I can’t parse this whatsoever lol
Every Christian knows that Jesus’ miracle with the loaves and fishes was just a mistranslation, and it really read Wings and Fries in the original Aramaic. So Jesus would approve of going to Hooters.
Carry on.
I mean there’s literally a story about Jesus dining with prostitutes. Dude was down to party.
Yes, and if you’re a star they let you part the red sea.
worst square dance instructions ever
My problems with hooters are predominantly with the working conditions. A cooperatively owned breastraunt may not necessarily be my thing, but as a leftist and as a feminist sure whatever
the people demand worker’s cooperative femboy hooters
My daughter works at Hooters but she does have great tits.
I probably shouldn’t have fed her so much milk as a child.
Wha-
How often do you ask to eat in her section and read your Bible?
I usually read genesis 19-40.
Ah, the deleted verse:
Yea Lot gazed upon his daughter’s rockin’ tits and recalled the bosom of his wife. Lot begged God for forgiveness, but God was all like, “nah man, I’m into it. You should make your daughter dress up like a debutante and dance with you and tell her that it’s to promise her chastity to me.” Lot was surprised by this response and asked God to repeat himself, but only heard the thunderous roll of heavy breathing and someone slapping a giant wet ham.
this verse is why muslims don’t eat pork, understandably
Is this a green text?
it’s just an average SatansMaggotyCumFart comment
But I don’t want to go to hooters and I don’t need to poop
Wait, you mean this guy is real? I genuinely always thought it was a parody account…
See, that’s what I thought too. But apparently he’s a real guy, and Trump nominated him for ambassador to Malaysia. https://www.politico.com/news/2025/07/10/trump-ambassador-nick-adams-alpha-male-00447423?internal=true
They need to make an emoji where the face is cracking itself in the head with a baseball bat
I would use that to reply to your comment. Facepalm isn’t going to work anymore
Be hilarious if he really was running a satire account and now finds himself an ambassador to some place he can’t even pronounce.
Lol I always thought the same thing! This may be the hardest I’ve ever ate the onion in my life.
Reverse onion
Regurgitated the onion, I guess.
If you have to advertise that you’re an alpha male, you’re not an alpha male.
The alpha male is tired, see him to his chambers.
He means alpha as in alpha versions of software. Unstable, buggy and not fit for the general public.
Or like an alpha particle, having low penetration power.
do peeps jus hav bibles lyin around at home?
is thad a thing?..
I have one, but am too scared to touch it fearing it will turn to dust due to how old it is
It is absolutely a thing. My pagan household has one somewhere in the book shelf because we used to be catholics. A friend was never Christian and still has one
Grab the good book son were going to wipe our ass’ with it
Do people just have Hooters? Didn’t most of them go out of business?
I live in a not very religious part of one of the least religious countries in the world, and even we got gifted a bible at some point, IIRC it was in school. Easy to have a bible if you don’t throw it away.
Some scummy religious groups give them out just off School grounds.
We burned them it was fun
