I remember reading that naked mole rat colonies do something similar. They have a piss room that they all use and they’ll make sure to roll around in it to get themselves coated in the smell. If they come across any other naked mole rats in the wild and they smell like different pee, they’ll know they’ve run into a sworn enemy and fight
So if one of them ever gets caught in the rain? They’re “dead to me”
Gotta stop at the piss room before anyone finds out
Get the feeling the piss drawer is their most closely guarded room at the center of the hive.
“Brother, I am home! Boy it’s really coming down out there!”
“I’ve never met this man before in my life.”
sure, if naked mole rats do it, it’s suddenky fine.
Talk about double standards
When you think about it, they have to swim in everybody’s piss. So, not much they can do there.
Me, dialoguing with myself to enter the public pool:
Basically the equivalent of dogs sniffing each other’s butts if you think about it.
same
same
Kinky ass fish
They’re not Fish
They technically are. As are we.
That was part of the joke; but valid. Kinky sea mammals.
Ass fish versus sea mammal
As with us all. Amen
Yes they are!
… They’re not like us? … we’re like them?
Either almost every animal is a fish or there is no such thing as a fish.
Not sure about the “almost every” part since the vast majority of animals are invertebrates, but otherwise yes.
Dolphins: Better than us in every way!
Pissing in water to dolphins is like us farting in the air
It’s their atmosphere they live in and if you emit a substance in that atmosphere (no matter how disgusting), you’ll sense it
Do you recognize your friends by their farts?
The one that eats too much protein, definitely.
There’s always that one.
Same with close family.
A rancid unholy stench from the depths of hell wafts imin from the outside as the door opens. Your are temporarily blinded as tears come to your eyes.
“Hello,Uncle Mike.”
Well I don’t know about everyone else, but I’ve never been able to identify friends from the smell of their farts.
Maybe the dolphins are onto something, maybe we should taste piss more often…
Damn Steve always eats asparagus.
maybe we should taste piss more often…
That you, Bear Grylls?
Identifying Diabético Debbie is gonna be a piece of cake.
“For the last time: No, I don’t wanna be your fucking friend, Flipper!”
I swear dolphins are one of the few animals that can compete with humans for sheer kinkiness.
Bear Grylls as a dolphin
Sauce?
I’m really bad with faces but so far I’ve avoided having to do this. But I AM getting older.
Pissing your pants isn’t the same old man, unless you can get them to really bite down on the whitey tighties and have the piss gushing out.
You might be bad with faces, but how about faeces?
"Mmmm. AH! It’s Todd!
WAAZAZUUUUP TODD!!! You salty piss bastard!!!"
“This piss… Jeff? Strange, it’s so sweet. Jeff my dude, you need to go see a doctor”
“I’m Brenda.”
Everyone is friends with Dale and his sweet-ass pee. Fucking diabetes.
dogs and cats do the same.
Is this what the British mean by “taking the piss”? Are we friends yet?
So, we’re not so different after all
