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Warm syrup can’t melt flour beams
Damn it i just made that joke. Originality is dead! We are all cogs in an infinite machine!
It’s no coincidence, we both see through the lies. Those delicious buttery syrupy lies
fucking hell, take your upvote and warm sense of satisfaction that you sent me to hell
But syrup can make them soggy…
Ha, people really believe what big culinary shoves down their throats. There are multiple angles showing a large black box under the fork before it makes contact with stack 1. Compare the footage of the stacks falling alongside any professional mukbang demolition and you’ll see the similarities. Not to mention the “coincidence” of the owner who routinely had breakfast there happened to not be there that day…
You think that was real maple syrup on pancake stack 7? Aunt Jemima doesn’t melt butter like that.
bush did it first
I didn’t think you could have pancakes in poor taste but here we are
Looks like they tasted amazing
It’s not poor taste. He’s Never Forgetting.
Never forget o7
Tacky.
Only if you spill the syrup
Yeah. I feel like this is equivalent to concentration camp jokes.
It is definitely not equivalent to concentration camp jokes. More like jokes about how “fun” Vietnam was. Y’know, like South Park made. Several times.
you’re on shirts that go hard.
what did you fucking expect?
Probably, shirts with powerful, impactful messaging. Or, just plain cool. Not edgy neckbeard stuff.
like this?
Imma go on record as a new Yorker and say this shirt is fucked up.
That guy is a jerkbag, and I don’t care what anyone says.
Peace.
I don’t believe he did it at all. They lied. It was an inside job.
The pancakes are certainly inside now
If he’s anything like me, not for long.
Syrup can’t melt butter. Look it up!
This is not the face of a man who just won an eating challenge.
And the shirt doesn’t look like it’s really printed with those graphics either.
Steel forks can’t melt dough and syrup!
Osama Bin Latke
When they said never forget, I didn’t realize it was because the memes would never stop.
The internet never forgets
Wait why does he look like Linus Torvalds
Every man should strive to.
I’d hijack that plate
It’s been over 22.3 years, though
Yeah, that should be enough to start making jokes… but “never forget” and I’m not American
I could be wrong but I think they are making a south park reference.
The aids episode. 20.3 years is how long before something bad becomes funny.
I don’t need to be reminded how old I am
That’s actually 9 seconds and 11 minutes in American datetime.
I believe you mean American timedate.
If it had been at Taco bell, it would have been a sad day with bells ringing for each layer. I don’t know, I’m Reading too much into it. But it needs powdered sugar.
a tower of tacos? i don’t like taco bell enough, but when i was a freshman we’d have taco eating contests at the place tacos cost a quarter (taco wednesday for some reason)
