You are the last visitor at a small Museum of Egyptology. You walk around the room. Since it is so small, the only guard is the Person selling Tickets at the entrance. Suddenly you hear glass shatter. You turn around and one oft the mummies climb out of the sarcophagus. He seems disoriented and asks you, what place this is and why he isn’t in his tomb.
What do you do?
Ask them how they learned to speak English.
That’s an easy one. They did a stint at a British museum for a century or so.
Also a good idea. Maybe he woke up before and learned the language.
But they don’t have a tongue. So how do they speak English?
You can communicate with an English person by making noises through a stiff upper lip.
I assumed some kind oft translation spell to be in place so he would instantly understand the language of the place he resurrects in.
As long as he didn’t make any startling movements towards me, I’d help him out. It would be so cool to have a mummy friend. Perhaps tell him about how far civilization has come.
First I would be taken aback, I didn’t know my mummy was dead, and then taken aback again that she came back to life.
Well played
Wonder why I’m being pranked and where the cameras are.
Ancient Egyptians had no conception of English.
There was one time I was sleeping and my ex’s dog woke me up barking. It really startled me, like I was actually terrified, and without thinking, literally tackled the dog. Always thought I was a runner, but might end up attacking the mummy.
I’d look around to see if Rachel Weisz is anywhere close.
Well i don’t how it would behave other than what i saw in the Mummy movies so if it’s Billy Zane you’ll get sucked to death and if it’s a female mummy you’ll get sucked off to death so either way it’ll suck so i’d prefer the female mummy and try bang it before being sucked off to death.
One thing’s for sure is I’d make sure the horses were on my side of the river.
Try learning the language.
The mummy would be tired of me. I would want to sit down and talk to them mummy, ask it all about life during it’s era, hygiene, technology, religion, sex, etc. I would want to know how it died, who it’s family were.
So many questions.
NeatOkay first thing is to get him calm. Sit him down, get him some water, ask him the last thing he remembers, and carefully explain the situation. Probably have to be careful with telling him what year it is - he’s going to have questions about his loved ones that I couldn’t answer. Best course of action then is to have that ticket person call in a curator and a licensed therapist, and just let him talk and collect himself until they arrive.
Look for the hidden cameras
Get a ride home and schedule an appointment with the shrink.
Knock it down, stomp it, then pee on it.
If you don’t fully desecrate the corpse it’ll just keep coming back to life.
