Hey, that’s good marketing. It grabs attention and we’re talking about it.
On a road trip, I drove by a farm that sells "Sweet Cron’.
Thinking it was a mistake, I saw more signs bragging about the Sweet Cron they had. So definitely on purpose.
i don’t buy sweet cron, i only buy sweat cron it tsates batter
Bet those maters taste awesome tho…
Exact what I was thinking. The less literate the farmer, the better the yield!
I was thinking more like: if the advertising is that bad but they can still sell their produce, it must be good.
What’s a mater?
No really, I don’t know what it is. Is it like a local dialect for tomato?
You are correct. Ever seen Cars? The tow truck’s name is Mater for this reason.
He is Sir Tow Mater, thank you.
This is some Timothy’s Dexter “Pickle for the Knowing Ones” level spelling
I need hella penis for muh salsa.
Tried too hard. Anyone who’s illiterate with that much phonetic knowledge would’ve gone for peper at least.
And these stupid dipshit inbred mother fuckers are allowed to vote, which they do against their own interests by voting overwhelmingly Republican.
Yo they do this on purpose, you see it all the time with roadside stands. Weird and nonstandard signs are more attention grabbing and indicate a true smalltime business, so even commercial roadside stands are starting to have signage like this. You’d do well to give more credit to the intelligence of these people - the motivations behind why they’re like this are invaluable when being forced to interact with them (be that interpersonally or politically), and can help a great deal when trying to preempt or mitigate the damage they can do.
We can absolutely all play together. The real problems come about when adults try to talk, and these fuckers aren’t willing to handle it. I almost said can’t, but I thought for a second.
They are willingly ignorant. You can spend your whole life leading those inbred horses to dirty water, results will absolutely vary.
why do you gotta be all eugenicsy about it
Exceedingly kind of you to assume they can read a ballot.
Showing the brilliance of the American education system
I hope they accept crypto.
I’m more interested in these bail peprs, I wonder what the conversion rate is?
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“Bail“ is a word.
This is my favourite word on the sign. People used to spell this way (however they liked, and by accent).
And I can HEAR this person’s voice through the words. Beautiful
Right, right. Came here to say this. Although of course it’s not the correct word. 🤣
The peppers are being held on bail. You’re not purchasing them, you’re bailing them out.
You mean the peprs…
These are the good ones ya get to celebrate getting out
I know the exact spot this is from years ago. Its just north of a little town called Lindale (North of Tyler, south of Mineola).
Dudes hallopinos were actually pretty legit. He also had the sign misspelled so poorly because it “gets people’s attention and makes em laugh”.
I was gonna say, you’d have to work hard to misspell this hard. Twas not accidental. 10/10 marketing!
dude’s marketing worked on me. you can’t misspeel that badly unintentionallly
Yeah, I was going to take a guess. As someone who has dealt with random farmers in the middle of nowhere, at least one of the two are going to be true:
- That will be the best produce you have ever laid eyes on.
- The person misspelled things on purpose, to grab peoples’ attention.
- You’ll be able to fill an entire grocery bag with produce, for like $3.
There are a lot of places like this, where you’ll get some really high quality stuff for basically no money. As long as you’re friendly, they’ll usually give you some crazy good deals.
The best tamales you’ll ever taste? They come out of the back of a beat-up minivan in a hardware store parking lot, at the crack of dawn. Just cruise through a Home Depot lot as the sun is rising, and look for the car surrounded by people. Bring cash in small bills.
at least one of the two are going to be true
*lists three items*
I see what you did there. But I’ll still judge you for it…
Glad it at least made someone twitch. I got a good chuckle as I was typing it out.
Oh they are bilingual.
Hallo Pinyo, wer auch immer du bist.
That’s so cute lmfao
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Oh there are words. Most of them are incorrect though.
Technically, “bail” is a word… it’s not the right word but it is a word.
Here’s my lawyer with bail papers.
No prizes for guessing why that’s the one word they can spell
Was thinking, it’s the only one they’ve seen recently
